[2022-03-09]Reddit评论区：美国应该在F-22战斗机上悬挂中国国旗... ——特朗普，美国第45任总统

The U.S. should put Chinese flags on F-22 fighter jets and just use them to bomb the hell out of Russia.Then we say we didn't do it, the Chinese did it, then they fight each other and we sit back and watch

图文内容：美国应该在F-22战斗机上挂上中国国旗，然后用它们把俄罗斯炸个稀巴烂。然后我们说不是我们干的，是中国人干的，然后我们就坐下来，看着他们互相掐架。
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Lighthuro
South Park episode material. I would like to watch it

《南方公园》的剧集素材。我想看看

AngryQuadricorn
The Modern Art of War by Sun Tzu Trump

孙子·特朗普的《现代孙子兵法》

phiz36
No wonder he’s so popular with internet idiots. He’s just like them.

难怪他在网络白痴中那么受欢迎，他和他们一样。

jimillett
For anyone who doesn’t fully understand why this is completely stupid. Here’s a breakdown.
1) the US is the only country that flies the F-22. It’s really stupid to put a Chinese flag on them to try and blame China when we are the only country that uses that plane. That’s like trying to use a sharpie to draw on a map of where a hurricane will make landfall.
2) The F-22 is a Fighter plane. Meant for Air to Air combat. It’s not a bomber. It’s probably capable of carrying Air to ground missiles but not as much as a bomber air craft. It’s not something you would typically use to “bomb the hell out of” something. That’s like trying to stop a hurricane with a nuclear bomb.

对于有些人不能完全理解为什么这完全是愚蠢的，这里有一个分解。
1)美国是唯一拥有F-22的国家。当我们是唯一使用这种飞机的国家时，在它们身上贴上中国国旗来指责中国是非常愚蠢的。这就像用记号笔在地图上画出飓风将在哪里登陆一样。
2)F-22是战斗机。用于空对空战斗。它不是轰炸机。它可能可以携带空对地导弹，但不如轰炸机那么多。这不是你通常会用来“炸个稀巴烂”的东西。这就像试图用核弹阻止飓风一样。

rlocke -> jimillett
It came out of trump’s mouth

它出自特朗普之口

disavowed
This is when we elected a five-year-old addict to office

这就是当我们选举一个五岁的瘾君子上台的时候，会出现的情况

an_african_swallow
He knows that the Russians have radar and satellites right, and that they’ll be very confused for maybe two minutes while they try to figure out why Chinese planes are flying out of American military bases lol.

他知道俄罗斯人有雷达和卫星吧，当他们试图弄清楚为什么中国飞机会从美国军事基地起飞时，他们会非常困惑大概两分钟 哈哈。

HackySmacks -> an_african_swallow
“Comrade, we examined the minimal radar profile and matched it to American made fighter jet. The bomb fragments and blest pattern are consis-tent with US precision munitions. And we have a clear photo of an F-22 at the scene of the bombing. As you can see… [zooms in on tiny little painted flag] it belongs to China!”

“同志，我们检查了最小的雷达剖面，并将其与美国制造的战斗机进行了匹配。炸弹碎片和爆炸方式与美国的精确制导武器一致。我们还有一张F-22在爆炸现场的清晰照片。正如您所看到的... (放大那面小小的国旗)这架飞机是中国的！”

flatworldart
"Trump has the mind of an 8 year old boy" some guy on Reddit

红迪网上有人说“特朗普的头脑就像一个8岁的男孩。”

aqlu -> flatworldart
I would never insult 8 year olds like that. 8 year olds can tell better jokes and are capable of learning.

我绝不会那样侮辱8岁的孩子。8岁的孩子可以讲更好的笑话，也有学习的能力。

pgcooldad
The pile of crap I just left in the toilet is smarter than this moron.

我刚才留在马桶里的那坨S比这个白痴聪明多了。

rlocke -> pgcooldad
If only we could flush him as easily. Wait, you did flush right? Dude, flush!

如果我们能这么简单把他冲走就好了。等等，你便后有冲了吧？兄弟，得冲啊！

pgcooldad -> rlocke
As I pressed the lever down I quietly said, "bye Donald".

当我按下冲水杆时，我平静地说“再见，唐纳德。”

EphemeralVoyager1
Trump has got to be one of the stupidest humans to ever walk the earth

特朗普一定是地球上有史以来最愚蠢的人之一

happyneandertal
So how are we gonna explain how the Chinese got ahold of an F-22?

那我们要怎么解释中国人是怎么弄到F-22的？

Magus_5
All this time, China been hiding the copycat F-22s for a reverse UNO on the US and Russia.

一直以来，中国一直在隐藏仿制的F-22战斗机，以便煽动美国和俄罗斯。

FiIthy_McNasty
It's one thing to joke about it, but you should worry more about the people who don't joke about it, actually do it, and cover it up. Like the USs Liberty incident.

拿它开玩笑是一回事，但你应该更担心那些不拿它开玩笑的人，他们会真的这么做，并掩盖它。比如自由号事件。

D_Tuba -> FiIthy_McNasty
I wouldn't want an ex-President to be making shitty "jokes" like this. He's already representing how stupid the US is for having him as President in the first place but now he's going to keep saying and doing stupid shit anyways to keep making us look bad? Someone needs to properly shut down the orange toddler and hold him accountable (for the first time in his shitty life).

我可不想一个前总统开这种狗屁“玩笑”。他已经表明美国一开始让他当总统是多么愚蠢了，但是现在他还要继续说和做蠢事来让我们看起来很糟糕？需要有人适当地制止这个刚学会走路的孩子，让他负起责任(这是他这辈子第一次)。

theoriginalmypooper
Thats.... a war crime. Improper use of a military insignia or flag is a war crime...

那是... 战争罪。不当使用军事标志或国旗是一种战争罪...

SailorET -> theoriginalmypooper
This was also the person who thought the best tactic to fight ISIS was to target their families.
Which is also a war crime.

也是这个人认为打击ISIS的最佳战术是针对他们的家人。
这也是一种战争罪。

Amevil801
This guy was such a disappointment.

这家伙太让人失望了。

HermesThriceGreat69 -> Amevil801
All presidents are disappointments.

所有的总统都令人失望。

Amevil801 -> HermesThriceGreat69
Some more than others.

有些人比其他人更好。

Papancasudani
Even if this shithead didn't mean it seriously, it's a fucking stupid thing for a former president to say, much less the former president of the US. Lightly throwing around humor about bombing countries is not funny from the presidents of a country that has spent plenty of time doing exactly that. It also is an inflammatory thing to say given the current situation. So as usual, he's reckless, irresponsible, and lacks empathy.

即使这个白痴并不是认真的，对于一个前总统来说这也是一件他妈愚蠢的事情，更不用说是美国前总统了。对于一个花了大量时间做这些事情的国家的总统来说，轻描淡写地拿轰炸国家开玩笑并不好笑。考虑到目前的形势，这也是一件煽动性的事情。所以他像往常一样，鲁莽，不负责任，缺乏同情心。

boredofshit
Someone tell this dude he’s not relevant anymore.

谁去告诉这家伙他已经不重要了。

goferking -> boredofshit
Sadly he still is. Unless you haven't noticed how many idiots want him to run again

遗憾的是，他现在仍然是。除非你没有注意到有多少白痴希望他再次竞选

INeedToPeeReallyBad
Master strategist

战略大师

ilcanavesano
Fellow Americans please, take this lunatic out of the places of power.

美国同胞们，请把这个疯子从权力之地带走。

bombscare
Just when you think you’ve heard the stupidest thing a politician could possible say…

正当你认为自己听到了一个政客可能说过的最愚蠢的话时...

chocolatecows88 -> bombscare
“If you don’t know if you’re for me or Donald trump, than you ain’t black” - Joe Biden

“如果你不知道你是支持我还是支持唐纳德·特朗普，那么你就不是黑人”——乔·拜登

Ok-Cartographer-3725
Wow....America. I hope you wised up from the last time...

哇... 美国。我希望你从上次清醒过来...

babyclownshoes
Not his worst idea...

这不是他最糟糕的主意...

bobtailglen
This guy is a tactical genius, a very stable one at that.

这家伙是个战术天才，非常稳定的战术天才。

richredditor01
What a stable genius

多么稳定的天才啊

Expresso_Support
Nobody is going to miss this moron when he dies.

当这个白痴死的时候，没有人会想念他的。

Ratman_84 -> Expresso_Support
Other morons will.

其他白痴会的。

Realconquerorchen
Isn’t that a war crime?

这难道不是战争罪吗？

pomod
Americans let this stable genius call the shots for 4 years.

美国人让这个稳定的天才做了4年的决定。

Jp_Ita
Why not putting the Ukrainian flags on Russian tanks?

为什么不把乌克兰国旗挂在俄罗斯坦克上？