[2020-06-30]伊朗向特朗普发逮捕令，要求国际刑警协助

据美联社刚刚消息，伊朗德黑兰检察官29日表示，伊朗已向美国总统特朗普及其他参与袭击伊朗“圣城旅”将军苏莱曼尼的数十人发出逮捕令，并请求国际刑警组织协助。
据报道，伊朗方面认为他们实施并参与袭击苏莱曼尼将军。
半岛电视台称，目前国际刑警组织没有回应伊朗这一请求。但该媒体认为，国际刑警组织不太可能同意伊朗的请求。


红迪网友评论：
nic_cage_da_elephant
Great callback to episode 1 of ne2020

2020年第一集的精彩回放

unwanted_puppy
I completeyforgot this happened in January. Holy shit time feels warped.

我完全忘记了这是在一月份发生的事情，感觉时间被扭曲了。

Jet_Attention_617
They were pissed after the assassination, shot down their own plane, and then the pandemic happened, and all tensions were put on hold. It's so odd seeing it all come back

暗杀事件发生后，他们很生气，击落了自己的飞机，然后大流行病爆发了，所有的紧张局势都被搁置了。看到这一切又回来真是太奇怪了。

mpbh
Also don't forget that Australia burned down between the Iran thing and the pandemic.

同样不要忘记，在伊朗事件和大流行病爆发之间，澳大利亚被烧毁了。

WasirRumi
I genuinely thought I was reading a r/atetheonion article.

我真的以为我在读一篇洋葱文章。

OgreLord_Shrek
Unfortunately, real life is like an onion

不幸的是，现实生活就像洋葱

Kalakoa73
Can we all agree to stop peeling back layers?

我们能否都同意停止一层一层剥开呢？

apolloxer
Why? Crying already? Man, you're in for a rough time!

为什么? 已经哭了？兄弟，你的日子真不好过呢！

IAlreadyFappedToIt
It is unlikely Interpol would grant Iran's request as its guideline for notices forbids it from "Undertaking any intervention or activities of a political" nature.
If the whole world saw what happened, and the whole world (including the WH) agrees that it was an assassination of a foreign official on 3rd-country soil without the permission of said 3rd-country, where exactly does Interpol think the politics end and the crime/terrorism begins? How can any politician be held accountable internationally if basically every crime they commit is politically motivated? And isn't terrorism by definition a political act? If taken to it's full logical conclusion, Interpol is useless because someone could argue that any arrest of a government official is political "activity" because politics are inherent in literally all international affairs.

国际刑警组织不太可能同意伊朗的请求，因为其公告准则禁止伊朗”进行任何政治性干预或活动”。
如果全世界都看到发生了什么，全世界(包括白宫)都认为这是一起未经第三国允许在第三国土地上暗杀外国官员的事件，那么国际刑警组织究竟认为政治是怎么定义的，而犯罪/恐怖主义又是怎么定义？如果一个政客所犯的每一项罪行都是出于政治动机，那么他如何才能在国际上承担责任呢？从定义上来说，恐怖主义不就是一种政治行为吗？如果按照完全合乎逻辑的结论来看，国际刑警组织毫无用处，因为有人可能会说，任何逮捕政府官员的行为都是政治“活动”，因为政治实际上是所有国际事务中固有的。

TagMeAJerk
And isn't terrorism by definition a political act?
Doesn't Interpol rarely get involved with Anti-terrorism stuff and focuses on international* crimes?

>从定义上来说，恐怖主义不是一种政治行为吗？
难道国际刑警组织不是很少参与反恐工作，而是关注国际犯罪吗？

DestinyIsHer
Well considering the official US doctrine is that it is not possible for America or the American Military to commit war crimes, I promise you the US would sooner go to war with Iran and Interpol and anyone else than see the President go to trial. Last time the Hague tried to try an American soldier, a bunch of justices resigned claiming the US said they'd kill their families

考虑到美国的官方原则是美国或者美国军方不可能犯下战争罪行，我向你们保证，美国宁愿与伊朗和国际刑警组织以及其他任何人开战，也不愿看到总统接受审判。上次海牙试图审判一名美国士兵时，一群大法官辞职，声称美国说会杀死自己的家人。

daddiesjizzies
a bunch of justices resigned claiming the US said they'd kill their families
source? curious to read about it

>一群大法官辞职，声称美国会杀死他们的家人。
消息来源是什么？我很想知道

ShaqShoes
Yeah I mean the US literally has this law on the books

是的，我的意思是美国确实有这项法律。

GhostlyPickle
Rob a bank and wearing a MAGA hat and they can't do anything about it. The perfect crime.

抢劫一家银行，同时戴着“让美国再次伟大”的帽子，他们只能束手无策。完美的犯罪。

Angry_cat_in_a_bag
According to the article, they plan to continue to pursue it after his presidency ends. Unlike everyone else in this thread, I think this is bad for him. They can't touch him now but he won't be president forever. What happens when it's definitely not a political issue to ban him from certain countries or issue an arrest warrant if he travels?

根据这篇文章，他们计划在他的总统任期结束后继续推行这一目标。不像这个帖子里其他人所说的，我认为这对特朗普不利。 他们现在动不了他，但特朗普不会永远当总统的。如果禁止他在某些国家出境，或者在他外出旅行时签发逮捕令，这绝对不是一个政治问题，到时会发生什么呢？

squeakyshoe89
Ex-Presidents get Secret Service for life. That means the American taxpayer is going to be funding bodyguards to keep Iran from targeting this buffoon for the next 10-20 years.

前总统会得到终身特勤。这意味着美国纳税人将为保镖提供资金，以防伊朗在未来10-20年内将这个小丑作为攻击目标。

joj1205
You think he's got 20 years in him.

你觉得他还能活20年。

SourDieselMechanic
The worst people usually live the longest.

最坏的人，通常活得最长。

MusksMammaries
How can any politician be held accountable internationally if basically every crime they commit is politically motivated?
They'd be held accountable by someone different than InterPol. Like the UN or NATO (neither of which really are feasible in this case lol). Interpol is a fantastic organization and probably the most proficient police force in the world, but they're not designed to deal with politics.
This is like when everyone was getting mad at the WHO for not standing up to China about the legitimacy of Taiwan. It's just not their job and NGOs are quite careful to stay in their lane.

>如果一个政治家基本上所犯的每一项罪行都是出于政治动机，那么他怎么能在国际上承担责任呢？
他们会被不同于国际刑警组织的人追究责任。 就像联合国或北约(这两者在这种情况下都是不可行的)。国际刑警组织是一个了不起的组织，可能是世界上最熟练的警察机构，但是他们不是用来应对政治的。
这就像当时世界卫生组织因为没有在台湾的合法性问题上反对中国，而让每个人都抓狂一样。这并不是他们的工作，非政府组织也很小心地保持自己的立场。

Cetun
Obviously this will go nowhere but to be fair it's not like the international court of justice gets anything done. It will be decades before his case would be over and if he's even still alive his chances of winning are pretty good.

显然，这样做不会有什么结果，但是公平地说，国际法庭并没有做任何事情。 他的案子要过几十年才能结束，如果他还活着，他获胜的机会还是很大的。

xpawn2002
Please let Trump to Iran

请把特朗普送到伊朗

ResponsibleCity5
And they put him on livestream being devoured alive by bedbugs

然后他们将直播他被臭虫活活吞噬的画面。

BobRleyg
Karmic justice...

因果报应..

nonotan
I have to say, that's genuinely hilarious. Obviously won't result in anything, but nicely played.

我不得不说，这真的很搞笑。显然不会有什么结果，但是做得好。

Venomous_Dingo
Iran is like me playing Civ 6 or Rimworld. They just discovered an option buried in a menu had to try that shit out.

伊朗就像我在玩文明6或边缘世界一样。他们刚刚发现菜单里有一个选项，需要试着点一下。

undeadalex
That's actually a hilariously apt comparison.

这实际上是一个有趣而贴切的比喻。

JennMartia
Wouldn't that be the best way to wrap up this timeline? After leaving office, Trump is free from the home courts but is turned over to international courts because he assassinated a political figure in broad daylight. A perfect way to seal this story...

这难道不是总结这段时间线的最好方式吗？离任后，特朗普不再受到国内法庭的限制，但却因为在光天化日之下暗杀了一名政治人物，而被移交给了国际法庭。一个完美的方式来结束这个故事..

1d10
Best would be if he flees to Russia to avoid US courts and they extradite him to Iran.

最好的办法是，他逃到俄罗斯躲避美国法庭，然后他们将他引渡到伊朗。

BigBennP
Truthfully, that's the way it works with a lot of war criminals. Their side ends up losing power and they live in some backwater. 10 or 15 years later Someone figures out who they are.

说实话，很多战犯就是这样的。他们的一方最终失去了权力，他们生活在一些闭塞的地方。十年或十五年后才有人知道了他们是谁。

god_im_bored
Inb4 Interpol officials are sanctioned.
They’re clearly just fucking with him, but he’s childish enough to take the bait.

国际刑警组织官员受到制裁。
他们显然只是在耍特朗普，但他还是幼稚到上钩了。

odraencoded
afaik interpol doesn't even do anything more than coordinate with police internationally.
It's not like they're going to send interpol officers with an arrest warrant to the white house a golf club.

国际刑警组织除了和国际警察协调之外，什么都不做。
他们又不会派国际刑警带着逮捕令去白宫高尔夫俱乐部。

ksck135
I have a feeling it might be kinda complicated to coordinate with US police rn

我觉得和美国警方合作可能会有点复杂。

sugaree11
U.S. police have enough on their plate at the moment.

美国警方现在已经够忙的了。

Wazula42
Are they trying to bait Trump into more war rhetoric? I feel like that would hurt him in the polls, war in the middle east during a pandemic may just be too bitter a pill for even Republicans to swallow. But then who the fuck knows anymore.

他们是在引诱特朗普发表更多的战争言论吗？我觉得这会影响他在民意调查中的支持率，疫情大流行期间的中东战争对共和党人来说可能是一颗难以下咽的苦药。但是谁他妈的知道呢。

Montezum
Since when war is a bitter pill for republicans?

从什么时候开始，战争就成为共和党的苦药了？

Rhue71
Republicans don't believe there's a pandemic, they think Italy killed off a significant portion of their population to affect the US election

共和党人不相信这是一场大流行病，他们认为意大利杀死了他们人口的很大一部分，来影响美国的大选

DeapVally
Countries all around the world are destroying their economies just to get one over on Donald. There's really no other logical explanation when everything in life revolves around the US and that excuse for a man....

世界各地的国家都在摧毁自己的经济，只是为了扳倒特朗普。当生活中的一切都以美国为中心的时候，真的没有其他合乎逻辑的解释了，那个男人的借口...

OldWolf2
Thry believe it because it's normally their own MO.

他们相信的，因为这通常是他们自己的行为模式。

serb2212
I suspect he will try to declare ear on Iran...again.he willtake it hook line and sinker!

我怀疑特朗普会试图再次对伊朗发表意见... 他会上钩的！

KevlarGorilla
Report say that Trumps pants somehow became full of shit.
WH: This speculation about shit in the President's pants are completely unfounded.
Trump: I shit my pants on purpose!

报道说，特朗普的裤子不知怎么搞的，全是大便。
白宫称：关于总统拉大便在裤子上的猜测，是完全没有根据的。
特朗普：我故意拉大便在裤子上的！

jbalagop
I have to agree with the Iranians on this one. It would be a great season ending for the trump presidency

在这一点上，我不得不同意伊朗人的观点。 对于特朗普总统来说，这将是一次精彩的季度谢幕。

Ickyhouse
Let’s hope this is the end of the series and it doesn’t get picked up for another season.

我们希望这是这个系列的最后一季，下一季我不会再订阅了。

mehdi313
I’d love to see Trump in an Iranian Prison. Would be funny.

我很想在伊朗监狱里看到特朗普。那会很有趣。

The-True-Kehlder
I haven't looked into it, but I'm relatively certain we don't have an extradition treaty with Iran, soooo...

我还没有研究过，但是我相当肯定我们和伊朗没有引渡条约，所以...

khinzaw
We can use him as collateral the next time they imprison some journalists.

下次他们监禁一些记者的时候，我们可以把他当作抵押品。

jimmycarr1
I'd love to see him in an American prison. It wouldn't be funny, but at least he would be where he belongs.

我希望能在美国的监狱里看到他。 这并不好笑，但至少他会回到属于他的地方。

OldAcctsAreSuspended
Well it won't amount in Trump being arrested, but it could amount to Trump using the US military against Iran so that he can protect his ego.

当然，特朗普被捕并不意味着什么，但这可能意味着特朗普会利用美国军队对付伊朗，以保护自己的自尊。

Idiot_Savant_Tinker
"How can I avoid the impending civil war at home? I know, let's try WW3 again!"
Ugh.

“我怎样才能避免国内即将爆发的内战呢? 我知道，让我们再试试第三次世界战争吧! ”
呃。

paddington01
NEXT : "Trump classifies the Interpol as a Terrorist Organisation "

接下来：“特朗普将国际刑警组织列为恐怖组织”

DammieIsAwesome
Next: Trump complains on Twitter

接下来: 特朗普在推特上抱怨

cappsy04
Old man yells at clouds.

一个老人对着天空的云大喊大叫。

Tidalsky114
Do I need popcorn, a pitchfork, or migraine medicine today?

我今天需要爆米花、干草叉还是偏头痛药呢？

pinkfootthegoose
Get in line.

排好队。

teslacoil1
If Trump loses the election, I think the SDNY could prosecute Trump. Trump obstructed justice 10 times according to the Mueller report, he extorted Ukraine with US tax payer money, and he committed finance felonies with Michael Cohen. That's just the crimes the public knows that Trump committed. I bet you there are a lot more crimes that Trump committed that the public doesn't know at this point.

如果特朗普竞选失败，我认为SDNY会起诉特朗普。根据穆勒的报告，特朗普有十次妨碍司法公正，他用美国纳税人的钱勒索乌克兰，他和迈克尔 · 科恩犯下了金融重罪，这只是公众所知道的特朗普所犯下的罪行。我敢打赌，在这点上，特朗普还犯下了很多公众不知道的罪行。

TwoCells
I would rather see the state of New York investigate him for property tax evasion. That way the next Republican president can’t clear his name.

我宁愿看到纽约州以逃避房产税的罪名调查他。这样一来，下一任共和党总统就不能洗清自己的罪名了。

Citizen51
By the end of this he's probably going to be so Toxic that no Republican will admit they ever supported Trump. We need some Inglorious Basterd justice and carve Trump into their foreheads.

到最后，他可能会变成过街老鼠，以至于没有一个共和党人会承认他们曾经支持过特朗普。我们需要一些卑劣的正义，把特朗普刻在他们的额头上。

my_name_is_reed
Secret service has entered the chat.

特勤局已经进入聊天室。

HighpriestIalu
You joke, but I have no doubt that there is a USSS case officer watching every thread that has Trump as its main focus. They take presidential security VERY seriously.
Hi Secret Service Person! :D

你在开玩笑，但是我毫不怀疑，美国国安局的情报官员会监视每一条以特朗普为主题的帖子。他们非常重视总统的安全问题。
你好，特勤人员！ :D

moodswung
30% of American's still approve of this man. That's A LOT of people. Logic tells us they'll all bail on him after this, but based on things so far I think they will just continue to double down.

30%的美国人仍然支持这个人。这么多人！逻辑告诉我们，他们在这之后都会弃他而去，但基于目前的情况，我认为他们会继续加倍下注。

Titus_Favonius
According to 538 it's more like 40%. Lowest it's been was 38. They aggregate a bunch of different polls.

根据538的统计数据，这个数字更接近40% ，最低是38% ，他们汇总了一系列不同的民意调查。

PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE
These are the Republicans now. Trump isn't the end. He's the transition.

这些就是现在的共和党人。特朗普不是终结者。他是过渡者。

fameone098
What if Iran played this like the old west and offered a ridiculously large bounty if Trump is captured alive?
And what would be the going rate to make even the attempt to arrest the sitting POTUS worth it?

如果伊朗像以前的西方国家那样，提出如果特朗普被活捉，就可以得到一大笔赏金，那会怎么样？
现在逮捕现任总统的价格是多少？

New_Diet
What if Iran played this like the old west and offered a ridiculously large bounty if Trump is captured alive?
They have done it already.
Iran offers $80 million bounty for Donald Trump

>如果伊朗像以前的西方国家那样，提出如果特朗普被活捉，就可以得到一大笔赏金，那会怎么样？
他们已经这样做了。
伊朗悬赏8000万美元捉拿特朗普。

fameone098
Oh wow! $80M seems a little light, don't you think?
If I must become 007, Raymond Reddington, Agent 47 and Solid Snake at the same time -- I'd at least like enough that puts me on the world's wealthiest list.

哦，哇! 八千万美元似乎有点少，你不觉得吗？
如果我必须同时成为007，雷蒙德 · 雷丁顿，特工47和索利德 · 斯内克，我至少希望自己能上世界上最富有的人的名单。

fameone098
"With the strength of 10 men, hogtied the 45th President of the United States, and dragged him behind his speedboat into international waters where he surrendered the perpetrator to the Iranian government. The Americans were so relieved.He is now worth so much money that Jeff Bezos pays money to listen to him slurp ramen."

“十名男子将美国第45任总统捆绑起来，并拖着他放到快艇后面，然后进入国际水域，在那里将肇事者交给了伊朗政府。美国人如释重负。他现在的身价如此之高，以至于杰夫•贝佐斯愿意花钱听他吃拉面的声音。”

141N
My dude the US has only been around for 244 years and in that time you have had 4 sitting presidents assassinated. I think you may be exaggerating the difficulty a bit.

我的朋友，美国只存在了244年，在那段时间里，就已经有4位在任总统被暗杀了。 我认为你可能有点夸大难度了。

iamthejef
How many of them have been captured alive?

他们中有多少人被活捉？

imrollinv2
Who’s tried to assassinate Trump? I feel like that would be big news.

谁试图暗杀特朗普? 我觉得那会是个大新闻。

canesfan09
It got a lot harder after JFK and Reagan to assassinate a president

在肯尼迪和里根之后，刺杀总统变得更加困难了

Liifed
There have been plots. The FBI and Secret Service are actually good at catching them before they unfold. You don't think they actually use that phone listening tech?

这里有阴谋。联邦调查局和特勤局实际上很擅长在他们被揭露之前抓住他们。你不认为他们真的使用了电话监听技术？

fameone098
Not assassinate, capture alive.
What if the bounty is large enough to incentivize members of the DHS?

不是暗杀，是活捉。
如果奖金足以激励国土安全部成员怎么办？

RestOfThe
It's HARDER to capture someone alive than assassinate them.

活捉比暗杀难多了。

eannasheridan
They could lure trump to Iran by promising him “Hillary’s emails”

他们可以通过承诺调查“希拉里的电子邮件”把特朗普引诱到伊朗

Tethim
The last thing I want is someone like Trump being a martyr. So hopefully that never happens.

我最不希望的就是像特朗普这样的人成为烈士。所以希望这永远不会发生。

JH2259
Maybe they also want to provoke Trump into a reaction. Problem is, this will give Trump a short-term distraction from his internal problems. Some Republicans and stations like Fox News are going to milk this and hype up the Iranian threat for days.

也许他们还想激怒特朗普做出反应。问题是，这会让特朗普在短期内分散对内部问题的注意力。一些共和党人和像福克斯新闻这样的电视台会打算利用这一事件，在未来几天大肆宣传伊朗的威胁。

Nomapos
That's pretty much what's going on all over the place. Getting Trump riled up is the first step of challenging USA's hegemony. It definitely causes chaos.
The second step is sitting back and enjoying the internal turmoil.
This is bad for the USA precisely because this gives Trump a short term distraction from internal problems. It gives him more time to keep fucking things up, and to wait for the next distraction before the media has to talk about something that's actually important.

这几乎就是所有地方发生的事情。激怒特朗普是挑战美国霸权的第一步。 这肯定会造成混乱。
第二步是坐下来，享受美国内部的混乱。
这对美国来说很不利，因为这会让特朗普在短期里从内部问题上分心。这给了他更多的时间继续把事情搞砸，然后等待下一次分散注意力的时机，以免媒体不得不谈论一些实际上很重要的事情。

SynchroGold
“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him."

“如果你的对手脾气暴躁，就设法激怒他。”

cedriceent
Too late! Guess who will get many unwanted pizza deliveries from now on!

太晚了! 猜猜从现在开始，谁会收到很多不想要的披萨外卖！

Path__to__Exile
His physical address is actually his resort in Florida. You know, so the President of the United States can avoid paying taxes.

他的真实住址实际上是他在佛罗里达的度假胜地。 你知道的，这样美国总统就可以避税了。

BKStephens
I have information that I'm positive will lead to his current whereabouts.
Is there a reward?

我有确切的消息可以找到他现在的行踪。
有什么奖励吗？

karmanopoly
"Sir, you have to be specific about which exact golf course he is at. Just "golfing" doesn't qualify for the reward"

“先生，你必须说清楚他到底在哪个高尔夫球场。 而仅仅说”他在打高尔夫球”是不够资格得到奖励的”

BKStephens
I was just going to give you his home address...

我只是想给你，特朗普的家庭住址..

KingKobra87
Ah, you must mean 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, Florida

啊，你一定是说佛罗里达棕榈滩南大洋大道1100号吧。

Joshgoozen
Im sure Iran will show good faith by handing over the 20 Iranians wanted by Interpol first
Also worth noting that Interpol doesn't deal with state actors, the ICC does.

我相信伊朗会表现出诚意，首先交出国际刑警组织通缉的20名伊朗人。
同样值得注意的是，国际刑警组织并不与国家行为者打交道，而是与国际刑事法院打交道。

dudeinthedungeon
I wonder if this is first time another country has issued an arrest warrant for a President.

我想知道这是否是另一个国家第一次对总统发出逮捕令。

AOC_unOfficial
Gaddafi

卡扎菲

cloudrunner69
Just put a bounty on him with a reward of 1 billion dollars and see how quickly his golfing buddies change sides.

只要悬赏10亿美元捉拿他，看看他的高尔夫球友会多快改变立场。

hasta_al_dente
He's at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Reward, please?

特朗普在宾夕法尼亚大街1600号。
哪里领赏金，谢谢？

Rosebunse
I don't think it will work, but it will be interesting to see them try.

我认为这不会奏效的，但看到他们的努力会很有趣。

Ironbackedfrog
Is there a reward? I have the address to his location

有赏金吗？我有他的地址。

Gimble-Gam
I’m sorry Iran, but the line starts back there.

不好意思，伊朗，但是请在队伍后面排队。

O-hmmm
I believe I've seen the perpetrator on Fox News this morning. Is their a hot line I can call?

我相信我今天早上在福克斯新闻上看到了这个罪犯。我可以打他们的热线吗？

viimeinen
You mean every morning?

你是说每天早上？

hxghh_throwaway
Reddit supports Iran.

红迪网支持伊朗。

dusibello
As an American I object to another country asking an international agency to do something that should be done by the Washington D.C. police...

作为一个美国人，我反对另一个国家要求一个国际机构做一些应该由华盛顿特区警察该做的事情...

Tigger_king
I did, and that's bingo for me.

是的，这对我来说是个好消息。

duuffie
When is Iran going to pay for the Canadians they killed.

伊朗什么时候才会为他们杀害的加拿大人付出代价。

thereallordash
wild year innit

疯狂的一年

VandelayMuffin
Who gives a shit what Iran thinks, lmao.

谁在乎伊朗怎么想的呢，笑死我了。

LazySeizure
America here. When you figure out how to actually arrest the asshat please do share.

我在美国。如果你想好如何逮捕这个混蛋时，请一定要分享。

DrPeanutbutter
Do you want a war? Because that’s how you get a war.
Iran can’t even tell which planes are their passenger planes and which are US fighters. I think the arrest warrant should be for the Iranian leader who openly murders his own civilians out of a show of military power, realized his fuck-up, and immediately tried to cover it up.

你想要战争吗? 因为战争就是这样产生的。
伊朗甚至不能分辨哪些飞机是他们的客机，哪些是美国战斗机。 我认为逮捕令应该要针对伊朗领导人，他为了炫耀军事力量，公开谋杀自己的平民，意识到自己搞砸了，并立即试图掩盖事实。

celtix343
Oh no please don't arrest our president. Oh no
/S

哦，不，请不要逮捕我们的总统，哦，不（狗头）

randomcanyon
When is Trump's next trip to Europe?

特朗普下一次欧洲之行是什么时候？

milky_mouse
US citizens supports Iran in arresting trump

美国民众支持伊朗逮捕特朗普

Urban_Archeologist
Is....is there a reward?

有... 有奖励吗？

TediousSign
I think we all needed a good laugh, thanks Iran.

我认为我们都需要好好的笑一笑，感谢伊朗。

GroktheFnords
Please don't be too nice to him.

请不要对他太好。

its_beto_beto-san
Fucking amazing. Everytime I think 2020 can't get any wilder it keeps delivering gold like this

真他妈的不可思议。每次我觉得2020年不可能再更疯狂的时候，它总是像这样带来惊喜。

SirLesColinPatterson
Maybe they could shoot his plane down...

也许他们可以击落他的飞机..

justa1337lurker
hahahahaha

哈哈哈哈

JoeSell2005
Hold on I need my popcorn first

等等，我先拿一下爆米花。

iBoMbY
The really interesting thing will be how Interpol will be trying to get rid of this, because technically it should be a valid request.

真正有趣的是，国际刑警组织将如何处理这个问题，因为从技术上讲，这应该是一个有效的请求。

Moleman_G
What are Interpol gonna do? Sing a song?

国际刑警组织会怎么做? 唱首歌？

kukkelii
Did he break another record ? First president to have a warrant for his arrest ?

他又打破记录了吗? 第一个收到逮捕令的总统？

wordwordwordwordword
I wouldn't be surprised if a majority of Americans would approve of handing him over.

如果大多数美国人都同意交出他，我也不会感到惊讶。

UnscSpartan23
Hey Iran,
You can have him. Do as you please.

嘿伊朗,
你们可以拿走他，对他做你们想做的事。