[2019-08-05]这个专业的中国平衡车小玩家亮瞎了整个网络

Andynightsky
Rule number one: There's always an Asian kid better than you.

定律一：总有一个亚洲孩子比你更厉害

Syeda Mohyiddin
random person: So as a baby did you start crawling at first then walked or you went straight to walking
This Kid: I hoverboarded

普通人：当你还是个婴儿的时候，你是先开始爬呢，然后走路，还是直接会跑了？
这个孩子：我直接平衡车

What did I click on
When you're Asian but there's a younger Asian better than you

当你是亚洲人，但还是会有一个比你更厉害的年轻亚洲人

Unicorn the Capricorn
But the real question is..
Did the brother get back his hover board？

但真正的问题是...
她哥哥拿回他的滑板车了吗？

JJT Productions
I can’t even balance on a hoverboard...
I feel defeated

我甚至不能在滑板上保持平衡，我觉得我输了。。

J O
I think I can hear somebody saying
"BALANCE"😂

我想我听到了有人在说“平衡”😂

Aurora Black
People are so out of line. This lady knows how to raise her child. Congrats to little mama , embracing life. We as adults for get that.

人们太过分了。这位女士知道如何抚养她的孩子。恭喜年轻的妈妈，拥抱生活。我们作为成年人应该明白这点。

witch doctor
One year later.
"Hey mom i can drive a car now".

一年后...“嘿，妈妈，我现在会开车了”。

Evoundova Morgan Binjimin
And my parents said I went to the hospital at age 1
after getting an asthma from biting a cat's tail...

我父母说我在1岁的时候，因为咬猫的尾巴得了哮喘，然后去了医院…

Joshua Chung
I've never even gotten my foot unto a hoverboard :') I'm 21

我的双脚从来就不会停留在平衡车一秒 :) 我21岁

Potato Squad
Excuse me i CAN stand on hoverboard TOO And do THE SAME THINGS

不好意思，我也可以站在平衡车上做同样的事情

陈独秀
A new Olympic race has been created ...

一场新的奥运会比赛项目被创造出来了...

Danex Pinoy
aw so cute baby 😍 I'm happy to be China's South East Asian neighbor 😊

啊，这么可爱的宝贝😍，我很高兴能成为中国的东南亚邻居😊

Luke Work
This video has sparked an intense debate on Toddler social media

这段视频在幼儿社交媒体上引发了激烈的讨论

AngryZombie808
I suspect that Nezha is actually a time traveller lol

我怀疑哪吒其实是个时间旅行者 哈哈

Rio the Chief Master Boss Idol
Freakin what!
That's Asian level & over 9000000000... !!

什么鬼！
这就是亚洲的战斗力，超过9000000000...!!

hxney
Them when 3 years old: can ride a hoverboard like a pro
Me when I’m 3 years old: mommy! I can jump!

他们3岁的时候：骑平衡车专业
我3岁的时候：妈咪！我会跳了！

mair Jones
She's so little and yet you can go on a hoverboard wow she's adorable beautiful baby😊😊

她还这么小，就能玩平衡车了，哇她是漂亮的可爱宝宝😊😊

KatzoMatzo
99% of the comments : Cute Baby.
Me: Wall-E in real life is coming soon,

99%的评论：可爱的宝宝。
我：现实生活中的《机器人总动员》即将到来。

너 자신을 사랑해LOVE YOURSELF
Me: cant even walk without tripping
This baby:rides a hover board like a pro

我：连走路都会平地摔倒
这个宝宝：像专业人士一样骑平衡车

Allen Clw
Meanwhile on Australian news:
The Chinese is training toodlers to operate advance machinery as a primary display of propaganda.

与此同时，澳大利亚的新闻：中国正在培训涂鸦工人操作先进的机器，作为宣传的主要手段。

Mu Effe
West: You have to walk before you can run.
China: I hoverboard and then I run.

西方：你必须先会走，才会跑。
中国：我先会平衡车，然后才跑。

You Make Me Laugh
🤗😍Awwwwwww so cute, go baby💕

🤗😍啊啊太可爱了，加油宝贝💕

Duchi
This is what happens
when a baby skips the crawling stage

当婴儿跳过爬行阶段时，就会出现这种情况

Janet Pitts
🤔 I cant get over that shes only 13mos old and can do that wow!!! She should learn to ice skate!

🤔我无法相信她13个月就能做到，哇！她应该去学滑冰！

Dean Kleo
this kid skip over running to hoverboard after learning to walk

这个孩子学会走路后，就跳过跑的阶段，直接上平衡车了

Missy Typewriter
That was unbelievably awesome!
Meanwhile, my younger brother got on the hoverboard twice, and each time manage to run over my feet twice :/

太让人惊讶了，棒极了！与此同时，我弟弟两次骑平衡车，两次都设法碾过我的脚：/

davey Konijnenberg
Ancient myth says she was born like that Riding

古代神话会说，她生来就会骑马

Leslie Sinclair
I’m in awe. She so tiny. This is really incredible. I am glad mom got her a helmet.

我感到很惊叹。她这么小。这真是太不可思议了。我很高兴妈妈给她买了个头盔。

Mariana DeSilva
Please don't put cuteness on my my recommendations. She is too cute!!!

请不要把这个萌物放在我的油管推荐上。她太可爱了！！！

wyman sak
So cute. I can't even last 30 seconds on it. 😩

好可爱啊。我连30秒都坚持不了😩

Katie G
Cool. Thanks momma for making her wear that helmet. Little girl is so cute.

酷，谢谢妈妈让她戴头盔。小女孩太可爱了。

Someone that is lonely
Babies: *learning how to walk*
This baby: *learning how to master hoverboard skills*

普通婴儿：*学习如何走路*
这个婴儿：*学习如何掌握平衡车技巧*

karla wilson
Last time I ride hoverboard nearly break my neck. 🤦‍♀️ 😂

上次我骑平衡车，差点摔断脖子..🤦‍♀️ 😂

SuperCreativeUsername
She’s gonna be driving a car when she’s 10

她10岁的时候就会开车了

Jamaican Beauty
I can't even get both legs on the board🤪🤪

我甚至不能把两条腿都放在平衡车上

clairedelune06
That's actually really awesome!✨ just make sure she's safe when using it!😁

这真的很棒！只要能确保她骑的时候是安全的！😁

Diane Conrardy
Wow! I am impressed.

哇！印象深刻

Gracious Beauty
Awe how cute, does better than grown ups

惊讶，多么可爱，比大人做得更好

Jun hee Bae
She must come from a Kung-Fu Masters bloodline

她一定有功夫大师的血统

Little Teapot
Rule number 1: There’s always a China Chinese kid better than you.
Not sure how they do it.

铁律1：总有一个中国孩子比你更厉害。
不知道他们是怎么做到的。

Huy Pham
The most tricky part is get on and off hoverboard 😅

最棘手的部分是上下平衡车的时候😅

L1me
Leveled up from crawling to hoverboarding. Only Asian do this.

从爬行阶段直接跳到平衡车。只有亚洲人会这么做。

Wan Azhari
But most importantly I want to know...
Does this spark debates on the Chinese's social media?

但最重要的是，我想知道....
这会在中国的社交媒体上引发争论吗？

Dylan
She makes me look like I'm a fool 😂

她让我看起来像个傻瓜😂

red blue
Other babies at 13 months - barely walking
This baby - hold my milk bottle(but don't drink from it)!

其他13个月大的宝宝：几乎不会走路
这个宝宝：拿着我的奶瓶（但不要喝它）！（PS：这是国外的一个梗，意思是：看我的）

Koca Kola
She will forget how to walk with her leg. 😂

她会忘记如何用腿走路的。😂

kaylyn linwood
Nothing extrordainary even i can do that

这没什么特别的，就连我也能做到

Alvin Leong
Future colonist of Mars!

未来的火星殖民者！

GunScott HDgaming
And then I am paralyzed

然后我瘫痪了

K T
I can’t even walk across my living room without tripping

我甚至在走过我的卧室时都会绊倒

Asianiscool1
Me: I can do it!
Hoverboard: Challenge accepted
Me: fell face first onto cement
I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!

我：我能做到！
平衡车：挑战接受
我：脸和地板亲密接触
对不起，请不要伤害我！

dewepeh
Beware, china making super human ...😉

当心，中国正在制造超人...😉

Mike C.
Well trained, it will become a fine lawyer.

经过良好的训练之后，她会成为一名优秀的律师。

Cademan Caden
They actually glued a pair of shoes to it. I saw them on IG

他们实际上把鞋子粘在上面了。我在IG上看到的

zs Xie
Girl is nature fighter jet pilot.
Trust me.

这女孩是天生的战斗机飞行员。请相信我。

russell marcell
TRAGIC HOW THIS POOR CHILD HAS BE TAUGHT TO RIDE THIS A.I. MACHINE, INSTEAD OF TEACHING OR ALLOWING HER TO SKIP, HOP, JUMP, FALL AND ABOVE ALL. WALK!!

可悲的是，这个可怜的孩子被教会骑这台AI机器，而不是教她最重要的走路、跳！

Princeyleo
Y'all need to stop hating, she doesn't do this everyday. She's perfectly fine don't worry about her.

你们都需要停止批评，她不是每天都这么做的。她很好，不用为她担心。

Lucky Rabbit
olympic champion in the making

正在酝酿中的奥运冠军

Dawn -
No wonder child obesity rates are climbing

难怪儿童肥胖率在攀升

JD vlog
random person: no matter what you do theres always an Asian better than you.
Asian: whatever you do theres always a Chinese better than you.

普通人：无论你做什么，总有一个亚洲人比你更厉害。
亚洲人：无论你做什么，总有一个中国人比你更厉害。

Shane Roy
Sure it is not remote control

确定没有远程遥控？

DRAKKENFIRE22
She is so adorable!!!

她太可爱了！

Jake Lo
We need more lazy Chinese people from China... So my tools can be made in the USA again. TRUMP 2020. Great vid and very cute baby.

我们需要更多来自中国的懒人…这样我的工具就可以再次在美国制造了。特朗普2020。很棒的视频和非常可爱的宝宝。

Sally Moodley
Amazing, awesome kids. Great parents for having so much confidence in their kids.

很棒，很棒的孩子。伟大的父母对他们的孩子非常有信心。

leztah dezmu
asians are trully legend when it comes to balancing.

当谈到平衡时，亚洲人就是真正的传奇。

Arun Mathew
When she's 10, she'll fly a jet.

当她10岁的时候，她就会开喷气式飞机了。

Sr M
Doesn't his brother ask it back?

他哥哥都不要回的吗？

Kucing Terbang
the most asian things I've seen today.

这是我今天见过的最亚洲的事情了。

indoor gangster
14 years later and it still don't walk!

14年过去了，它还是不能走路！

Ryan Stillman
She is from the future 😮

她来自未来的😮

LighteN Ing
I feel that she can sleep and eat on the hoverboard. Incredible baby. 😂

我觉得她可以在平衡车上睡觉和吃饭。难以置信的宝贝。😂

larson511
Kids ski better too, lower to ground ..duh

孩子们学滑雪也更好，重心比较低...

shane blue sky
Level
ASIAN

亚洲级别

PissMenn
I'm more interested in her mother

我对她妈妈更感兴趣

riirii woo
Hoverboard level: Asian

平衡车级别：亚洲

Rhendell SIgwaben
2000’s: oh the baby starts to walk
2050’s oh the baby starts to hoverboard

2000年代：哦，宝宝开始走路了
2050年代：哦，宝宝开始会平衡车了

ty white
Much better than giving hormone therapy like the West.

比起西方的激素治疗要好得多。

TankQ
Did you say 1 year old, ok who needs prams anymore

你是说1岁就会了？好吧，谁还需要婴儿车呢

Zhonguoria
Hoverboards and E-unicycles are internal balancing tools. Her inner sense of balance will be strong throughout her life if she keep this up.

平衡车和电动独轮车是内部平衡工具。如果她继续玩下去，她内在的平衡感将会越来越强。

no name
Her shoes are glued on

她的鞋子被粘上了

Jjg 1425
Well i though i seen it all till i saw this.lols.

嗯，我以为我见多识广了，直到我看到了这个。

Srinivas A
i always rate chinese as best !!, even their kid proves it !!..

我总是认为中国人是最厉害的！，就连他们的孩子也证明了这一点！

梁浩
the baby：I m freeeeeeeeee...

宝宝：我自由了~~~~~~~~~

urs truly
That girl is so cute..love from india

这女孩太可爱了...来自印度的爱

Keith Cartilla
Asian level 1000000

亚洲1000000级

Delena Paw
She ride it like a bos

她骑起来像个牛仔

dee dee
Why I always end up on an asian baby doing something better than me' s video. Stop it youtube recommendations 😥

为什么我总是看到亚洲婴儿一些事能做得比我更好。油管不要再推荐给我这些视频了😥

Who's got the time?
Dang, when they say Asians are fond of tech they mean it!

当听他们说亚洲人喜欢科技的时候，那就意味着他们就是这样！

Zhang SongQuan
What sorcery is this!

这是什么巫术！

Sky ThèFarmer
Never joke with Chinese

千万不要和中国人开玩笑

MrJowolo
i cant even walk properly...and im 27.

我甚至不能好好走路…我27岁。

Aggrey Tumuranzye
China is 20 Years beyond the world!

中国领先世界20年！

deadlordz
One year old??

一岁？？

Tae's Buttcheeks
Honestly, Chinese kids seem to be the most extremely talented ones.

老实说，中国孩子似乎是最有才华的。

Jojo B
I could barely walk when I was one years old.

我一岁的时候还几乎不能走路。

chee sing
Younger generations start to evolve into becoming legless one day....

年轻的一代将进化到没有腿了…

Tey Yeng Di
meanwhile when I was 1 i was still eating dirt...

与此同时，当我1岁的时候，我还在吃泥巴...

Jo Jqwpawpqwexy2938
asian level babies

亚洲级别的婴儿

StepfordWifeRebel1
As long as she walking too. And just using as toy I see no issue with, not much different than big wheels. She IS a precious little cutie though 🤣, I remember when my girls were that little😢😭😭😭 Now they all grown.

只要她会走路。而且只是把它当做玩具，我看不出这有什么问题，和大轮子没什么不同的。虽然她是一个令人珍惜的小可爱🤣，我记得当我的女儿们那么小的时候😢😭现在她们都长大了。

Aryan Kajaria
I hope theses are kids not a robot

我希望这些是孩子，而不是机器人

Ariey
Fake news, this is not a baby. This is a robot.

假新闻，这不是婴儿。这是一个机器人。

Yuriko Zheng
And many people can’t even squat properly on the floor

很多人甚至不能正确地蹲在地上

Millionaire 2024
This kid is a paid actor.

这孩子是个有偿演员。

Moonwalker
She's gonna have really thick thighs and calves when she becomes an adult. Those things give your legs a workout keeping yourself balanced.

她成年后会有非常粗的大腿和小腿。这东西可以让你的腿得到锻炼，让你保持平衡。

Tom anderson
People are idiots, exercise makes you stronger! Not weaker! Keep riding as much as you want!

这些评论的人都是白痴，锻炼只会让你更强壮！而不是变得弱小！你想骑多久就骑久！

Robert Del Fierro
I DONT KNOW HOW TO HOVERBOARD EVEN THOUGH IM OLDER

即使年纪大了，我也不知道怎么玩平衡车