[2020-02-04]印度教高级领袖称，牛尿牛粪可治疗新型冠状病毒

内容概要：
As the coronavirus scare runs across the world with one confirmed case in India, Hindu Mahasabha has proposed bizarre treatment for the dreaded virus infection. Swami Chakrapani Maharaj, president of Hindu Mahasabha, on Friday said cow urine and cow dung can be used for treating novel coronavirus disease. Consuming cow urine and cow dung will stop the effect of infectious coronavirus.

由于冠状病毒的恐慌蔓延到全世界，印度出现了一个确诊病例，印度教领袖马哈拉吉提出了一种奇特的治疗方法来治疗这种可怕的病毒感染。他在周五表示，牛尿和牛粪可用于治疗新型冠状病毒，服用牛尿及牛粪可防止感染冠状病毒。

网友热议：
lexiekon
Well, it probably is effective at stopping the infection since the infection presumably requires a living host

好吧，这可能可以有效阻止传染的发生，因为传染需要一个活的宿主。

crypt0crook
mannnnnn, wow lol
india is wild

我的天，哇哦，哈哈
印度很狂野啊。

justabill71
Sounds like bullshit.

听起来像是胡说八道。

magic8ballknowitall
No it’s clearly cow shit they said it right there

不，很明显是牛粪，他们就是这么说的。

shitismydestiny
This is a very common misconception. Only female cow shit works. Bull shit does not work.

这是一个常见的误解。只有母牛粪才管用。公牛粪不管用。

SaigoBattosai
I know I’ll get downvoted but someone has to say it, so I’ll do it.
I wouldn’t take any health advice from India.

我知道我会被否定，但总得有人说出来，所以我会这么做。
“我不会接受任何来自印度的健康建议”

silentr3b31
have some cowdung and chill

来点牛粪，放松一下

Kronos_001
Sorry for that, but our governments IT cell is pretty driven to maintain the Hindu superiority propaganda.

很抱歉，但是我们的政府IT部门相当有动力去维持印度教优越论的宣传。

I_Frunksteen-Blucher
There's some truth to that: if you cover yourself in cow urine and dung, no-one will come near enough to give you coronavirus in the first place.

这里面有一些道理：如果你用牛尿和牛粪把自己裹住，那就没有人会接近你了，避免了一开始就传染给你冠状病毒。

lazylowerlip2
Don’t forget to take a dip in the Ganges, if that don’t cure ya, it’ll damn near kill ya🤢

不要忘记在恒河里泡一泡，如果这不能治好你的病，那么它会要了你的命。

jonnyinternet
Wait, can it?
How?
Topically, or do I have to drink it?

等等，真的管用吗？
该怎么做？
还是我必须要喝下去？

a0x129
Both, just to be sure.

要喝也要泡，以防万一。

thatsboodydisgusting
Why am I not surprised?

为什么我一点都不惊讶？

guntcher
No no no. Gotta use bleach.

不不不，你得用漂白剂。

EVEOpalDragon
Get out Christian witch!

滚出去，基督教女巫！

darkstarman
Put that fool in quarantine

把那个傻瓜隔离起来

Morronz
India is really still in the middle ages or even earlier in their rural parts.

在印度的农村地区，实际上仍处于中世纪时期甚至更早。

snicker33
You do realise the organisation mentioned in the article is a Hindu extremist outfit? They openly support the guy who murdered Gandhi. Don’t tell me your country doesn’t have extremists.

你知道文章中提到的组织是一个印度教的极端组织吗？
他们公开支持谋杀甘地的凶手。 别告诉我你们国家没有极端分子。

CONCRETE_LUBRICATOR
It can, but I guess it's as effective as horse urine.

可以，但是我想它和马尿一样有效。

Tim-TheToolmanTaylor
People used to use piss and shit during the Black Death thinking the same. Good to see it to progress from human to cow shit and piss in India

在黑死病期间，以前的人们用屎尿时也是这么想的。很高兴看到在印度，从使用人的排泄物发展到了到牛的排泄物。

rick2497
Actually, this is absolutely correct. Coronavirus can be treated with cow piss and shit. However, as to whether it will work or not is a whole nother story.

事实上，这是绝对正确的。冠状病毒可以用牛尿和牛粪来治疗。但是至于这个方法是否有效，则是另外一回事了。

dantehun12
Superpower 2020

超级大国2020

hemsagar
Oh Thank God, thank gomutra, now India's export income will be increased as we are the largest source of cow urine. And India will become a developed nation.

哦，谢天谢地，现在印度的出口收入将会增加，因为我们是牛尿的最大来源国。印度将成为一个发达国家。

Wealthy_Hobo
Do you know of anyone who has consumed cow dung and cow urine and then gone on to die from the Coronavirus?

你知道有谁服了牛粪和牛尿后，死于冠状病毒吗？

Kronos_001
Well, the coronavirus can't kill you if you're already dead.

如果你已经死了，那冠状病毒就杀不了你了。

bitchy_witch_poo
bahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahedhasjkdhasjkhhahahahhaaaaaa
is all I have to say

这就是我要说的：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

mal_wash_jayne
We get it, we get it the cow is totally sacred to you. Please stop trying to shove cow excrement in our faces.

我们明白的，我们明白牛对你们来说是神圣的。但请不要把牛粪往我们脸上糊。

Kronos_001
They're not trying to shove it in your face, they're trying to shove it down your throat.

他们不是想把它糊到你的脸上，而是想把它塞进你的喉咙里。

autotldr
As the coronavirus scare runs across the world with one confirmed case in India, Hindu Mahasabha has proposed bizarre treatment for the dreaded virus infection.
Swami Chakrapani Maharaj, president of Hindu Mahasabha, on Friday said cow urine and cow dung can be used for treating novel coronavirus disease.
"Consuming cow urine and cow dung will stop the effect of infectious coronavirus. A person who chants Om Namah Shivay and applies cow dung on body, will be saved. A special yagna ritual will soon be performed to kill coronavirus"

由于冠状病毒的恐慌蔓延到全世界，印度的一个确诊病例，印度大学提出了一种奇特的治疗方法来治疗这种可怕的病毒感染。
印度教领袖斯瓦米 · 查卡帕尼 · 马哈拉吉周五表示，牛尿和牛粪可用于治疗新型冠状病毒的疾病。
他说：服用牛尿及牛粪可防止感染冠状病毒，一个人在身体上涂抹牛粪，将会获救。并进行一种特殊的雅格纳仪式，以杀死冠状病毒。

eldarandia
Personally, i'd put my faith in the pharma companies over some ancient concoctions and bovine excrement.

就我个人而言，我更相信制药公司，而不是一些古老的混合物和牛的排泄物。

Zantheus
Someone give this man a Nobel prize!

谁给他颁个诺贝尔奖吧！

Master666OfChaos
Seems legit. No need to get a second opinion. opens new jar of cow urine

看起来是真的。不需要再征求别人的意见。打开一罐新的牛尿

2020star
Just for anyone getting confused, this is the advice by the president of the Indian equivalent of KKK! Of course, like everywhere, there will be a small fraction of people who will adhere to it.

对于那些感到困惑的人，这是印度三K党主席的建议！当然，就像任何地方一样，也会有一小部分人坚持这种做法。

murph32xx
Well their fucked.

他们完蛋了。

Roiks
They are almost as basic as the African's who thought having sex with a virgin would cure AIDS. No matter how big their economy gets, India will always be India.

他们几乎和那些认为与处女发生性关系就可以治愈艾滋病的非洲人一样。 不管他们的经济规模有多大，印度永远都是印度。

WhodunnitCrazy
Economy is getting bigger????

印度经济规模越来越大? ? ? ？

feverlast
India with the Galaxy Brain.

拥有银河大脑的印度。

lllkill
India's like how can I get on the news more? I'm real jealous of China's popularity right now. I know...

印度的问题是我怎样才能更上新闻？我真的很嫉妒中国现在的人气。我理解的...

budbuk
LOL, what a bunch of jokers. Some members of India's ultra right wing government actually drink this stuff

哈哈，真是一群小丑。印度极右翼政府的一些成员实际上就是喝这种东西。

evenios
i know whats on the menu tonight people
a glass of Pee and a shitburger.
yum yum

我知道今晚的菜单是什么了。
一杯牛尿和一个牛粪汉堡。
美味。

devotchko
Since they are now a superpower, I think their science can be trusted.

既然他们现在是一个超级大国，我认为他们的科学是可以信赖的。

foreverall1
BJP peddles the same cowshit and our dumb boomer generation (those born in 60s-80s) eats up this shit. Recently a Government organization tweeted an advisory stating homoeopathy can prevent coronavirus. India is being run by violent morons.

印度人民党也一样在兜售牛粪，而我们愚蠢的婴儿潮一代(那些出生在60-80年代的人)也吃这种牛粪。最近，一个政府组织在推特上发布了一条忠告，称顺势疗法可以预防冠状病毒。印度正在被一群暴力白痴统治着。

foreverall1
It actually gives them an exuse to cut funding to actual medecine and public health. They expect these quacks to serve poorer underserved populations.

这实际上给了他们一个借口来削减实际医疗和公共卫生的资金。他们希望这些江湖庸医能够服务于那些贫困而无法享受服务的弱势群体。

foreverall1
Because morons run our country and it is literally struggling for its last breath. They were even planning to set up a Cowshit ministry. No joke.

因为这些白痴治理着我们的国家，而且这个国家正在为最后一口气而挣扎。
他们甚至计划成立一个牛粪部门。 不是开玩笑。

Miraz
BREAKING NEWS A special chartered flight have been arranged for him , so that he can go to Wuhan and help the needy . He will be carrying 100 tones of Cow dung n 100 liters of Cow Urine . The Pilot of the flight will be Mr Modi and first officer is Mr Shah . Humanity will always remember you for your heroic act . - UP: 8

突发新闻：为他安排了特别包机，以便他能去武汉帮助有需要的人。他将携带100吨牛粪和100升牛尿。飞行员是莫迪先生，副驾驶是沙阿先生。人类将永远记住你们的英雄行为。

Popi Tok
Please send all such great scientists to China via that special plane. Most of India's problems would be solved 😂 - UP: 24

请派专机把所有这些伟大的科学家送到中国去。这样印度的大部分问题都会得到解决

Nyelam Tuya 'ark
And see those poor China unnecessarily researching on how to get the antidote risking so many lives. They should have asked this scientist at the very earlier. Very unfortunate.😕 - UP: 5

看看那些令人同情的中国人，冒着这样生命危险，不必要地研究如何获得疫苗。他们应该早点问这位科学家。非常遗憾。

Reehan Choudhury RC
Cant we test on him first .....Its should be proven naa his own theory he should prove it and with this he can earn billions coz top grads cant find a cure he did .... - UP: 24

我们能不能先在他身上试验一下... 这是他自己的理论，他应该能证明它，用这个他可以赚数十亿，因为顶尖毕业生也找不到治疗的方法...

Daihe John
Great idea -

好主意

Pralay Das
One day consumption of cow urine and dung will be a law and India will become a SuperPower. #DreamOfACommonMan - UP: 14

总有一天，牛尿和牛粪的消耗将成为一项法律，印度将成为一个超级大国。

N Michael Nab
Pralay Das we should send all those people who believe that cow dung can cure coronavirus to China. Then all our problems in India will be solved. -

我们应该把那些相信牛粪可以治愈冠状病毒的人送到中国去。 然后我们印度的所有问题都解决了。

Pralay Das
N Michael Nab True. But it is not right to throw our trash to other countries. And may be these guys are normalizing the existence of smart people in the country. 😅 -

确实，但是把我们的垃圾扔到其他国家去是不对的。也许这些家伙正在使这个国家聪明人的存在普遍化。

Pralay Das
then he will become the SuperMan. 😂 -

然后他将成为超人。

Seiminlal Singsit
He will prescribe cow urine and cowdung for others, but he will go to the US for getting treatment for himself - UP: 4

他会给别人开牛尿和牛粪的处方，但他自己会去美国治疗

Khundongbam Koirou Meitei
Wow! Wat an incredible india. Ha ha ha -

哇! 印度真是不可思议。哈哈哈

Daimalu Baglary
Give this man a noble prize!!!! - UP: 1

给这个人一个诺贝尔奖！

Weeqy Tourlong Chama
This man should be injected by coronavirus with purpose to proof himself and his statement to the world. - UP: 4

这个人应该被注射冠状病毒，以证明他自己和他对世界的声明。

Leiyapam A S Zimik
Send him to the most affected part of Wuhan with his favourite cow. Lets see - UP: 4

把他和他最喜欢的奶牛送到武汉最受影响的地方。让我们看看结果。

Nâbäm Amöş
Throw him to wuhan for experiment purpose 😅 - UP: 1

把他扔到武汉去做实验

Avi Phimei Konyak
This guy in india has contracted coronavirus according to the treatment and remedies that he is suggesting. He should be quarantined and kept in a cow shed inorder to stop the virus from spreading and allowed to cure himself through the treatment he has suggested. - UP: 6

如果这个印度人根据他所建议的治疗方法得了冠状病毒，那他应该被隔离并关在牛棚里，以防止病毒传播，并允许他通过自己的治疗方法治疗自己。

Renchilo Tsopoe
Wow that's why cow is more important than human life's😆😆😆😆 - UP: 1

哇，这就是为什么牛比人的生命更重要的原因。

Chan Kithan
Why don't the Prime Minister of India try this so he can think straight ?? - UP: 1

为什么印度总理不尝试一下，这样他就可以想清楚了？

Nik Hil
These type of people are biggest insult to the nation. - UP: 1

这种人是对国家最大的侮辱。

Bhavisya Sunwar
Send this man to prison immediately...he is a real threat to mankind😂 - UP: 1

立刻把这个人送进监狱... 他对人类是一个真正的威胁

RoBin Lama
Plz guys Corona is serious matter it's not time to joke..😂😂😂 -

请注意，冠状病毒是个严肃的问题，现在不是开玩笑的时候。

Amito Jimz
This is called real freedom of speech.. -

这叫做真正的言论自由。

Kangam Newmai
Cow dung?? Are you kidding me😳😳😳 - UP: 2

牛粪? ? 你开玩笑吧

Chezz Mkan
I felt so emotional and overwhelmed by knowing that India has everything from Doctor to Brilliant Scientists. Produced by BJP/RSS research institute of Cow Dung and Cow Urine. Proud moment for Hindistan(Bharat/India) now China will kneel before India.😂🤣😂🤣😂😅 - UP: 3

当我知道印度拥有所有的博士到杰出科学家时，我感到非常激动和不知所措。印度人民党和民族志工组织牛粪牛尿研究所制作。 这是印度骄傲的时刻，现在中国将拜倒在印度面前。

Joshua Chhakchhuak
i hope these stupidity will not spread outside India.. or else,the world will laugh at India and their stupid believes -

我希望这种愚蠢行为不会蔓延到印度之外，否则，全世界都会嘲笑印度和他们愚蠢的信仰。

downzeewabbithole
Not a pretty picture visualizing 1.37 billion people rubbing cow manure over their bodies, and dousing themselves in cow urine...
Throw in higher temperatures and could be in for 'fun times'.../s

13.7亿人把牛粪涂在身上，然后把自己浸在牛尿里，这可不是什么美好的画面...
再加上印度温度更高，可以充分享受“快乐的时光”了...

lazylowerlip2
Headache-cup a pee, toothache-hot pee, black eye-iced pee
India, please...stop pushing the pee pee!

头痛：一杯牛尿，牙痛：热牛尿，黑眼圈：冰牛尿
印度，拜托了... 别再推荐牛尿了！

ggd_x
With nobody hiring their customer support agents any more, India has to export something. What do you suggest then?

由于没有人再雇佣他们为客户支持代理了，所以印度不得不出口一些东西。那你有什么建议？

Mds Billton
You are the next prime minister of our country.... 😂😂😂😂😂 - UP: 4

你是我们国家的下一任总理...

M Noby Rupok
I really proud of Hindu Mahasabha because they give us some new innovative idea and knowledge.... Mr.President thanks for sharing your valuable knowledge with us....May BJP bless you.... - UP: 101

我真的为印度教马哈萨巴感到骄傲，因为他们给了我们一些创新的想法和知识…领袖先生，感谢您与我们分享您的宝贵知识…愿印度人民党祝福您…

Epis Temology
WHERE IS INNOVATIVE IDEA? ARE YOU TALKING about cow dung.... -

创新的想法在哪里？你是不是在说牛粪...

Harish Dachepalli
First we should expose him to corona virus and then ask him to consume urine. It will be a live proved and first human trail in India. I am sure he would love to volunteer also as he is so convinced that cow is the solution. Will he ?? - UP: 59

首先我们应该让他接触到冠状病毒，然后让他服用牛尿。这将是印度首次人体实验，我相信他也会很乐意做志愿者的，因为他非常确信牛是解决问题的办法。但他会吗？

Mohammed Mazher Mehdi
Good job. You found the antivirus. Send him to china so that he cures everyone!!! - UP: 34

干得好。你找到了抗病毒的药物。把他送到中国去，这样他就能治愈所有人！

Mrinal Saikia
Send this joker to Wuhan, if he returns its miracle. 🤣🤣 - UP: 25

把这个小丑送到武汉，如果他还能回来的话，就是个奇迹。

Salma Shaheen
The most Sane Suggestion I ever heard in a long time... - UP: 1

我很久都没有听到过的最理智的建议...

Manish Sarma
Mrinal he won't get indian gobar in Wuhan ....😜 - UP: 2

但他在武汉是买不到印度牛粪的...

Neeru Dewan
Let him take Indian gobar n cow urine with him. He really is a joker living on this earth. -

让他带走印度牛粪和牛尿。他真的是一个生活在这个地球上的小丑。

Tittu Lawrence
India won't be affected by #Coronavirus because we already have some viruses like you. - UP: 21

印度不会受到冠状病毒的影响，因为我们已经有一些像你这样的病毒。

Avishek Kundu
Why the hell does the media covers such people with insignificant or rather no contribution to the society......??? - UP: 3

为什么该死的媒体总是报道这些对社会贡献微不足道的人…？

Siddharth Banerjee
Avishek Kundu It's necessary to cover the news so that people can understand their intellect. - UP: 3

有必要报道这样的新闻，这样人们才能理解他们的智商。

Aravind R Nair
God gave us brains and with that we have developed scientific methods to treat all diseases..still some people are depending unscientific methods which will give nothing other than the death of the patient...pathetic - UP: 3

上帝给了我们大脑，我们开发了治疗所有疾病的科学方法。但仍然有些人依赖于不科学的方法，这只会害死病人，可悲。

Biswaranjan Biswal
Consume ddt or phenyl or cyanide, corona virus will not dare to touch you.😄 - UP: 8

服用杀虫剂或苯基或氰化物，这样冠状病毒就不敢接近你。😄

Archu Kamat Katagi
Sometimes u don’t understand whether to laugh or feel pity on such brainless comments - UP: 4

有时候你不明白是该笑，还是该对这种愚蠢的说法感到可怜。

রুমা কোলে
Infect him with corona virus then tell him to apply these method - UP: 24

用冠状病毒感染他，然后让他采用他说的那些方法

Chubamaong Imchen
Sent him to wuhan, China 🇨🇳 🤣🤣🤣 - UP: 14

送他到中国武汉

Muhammad Arif
I was suffering from inferiority complex till now...Now I am proud that I am Indian.Also , I have possesion of 4 cows. - UP: 3

直到刚才，我还一直饱受自卑感的折磨…但现在我为自己是印度人而自豪。另外，我有四头牛。

AAdil KhAn
please take him to the wuhan 🙏🙏 and Inject the virus on this gentleman. He will prove to the world the power of cow Urine💪💪💪 - UP: 6

请带他去武汉，然后给这位先生注射病毒。他将向世界证明牛尿的效用。

Lakshay Kachroo
Tell this to chinese people who consume beef. Maybe the process in long term will also turn them into hindu.. -

告诉那些吃牛肉的中国人吧。也许从长远来看，也会把他们变成印度教徒的...

Wasi Zeeshan
He wants to start business with china as mask and aprons are out of stock there. 😂 😂 -

他想和中国做生意，因为那里的口罩和防护服已经脱销。

Athira Vijay
Why do you publish such things? There are people who believe even this . - UP: 1

你为什么要发表这样的言论？甚至还有人相信这。

Furkan Chaudhary
That's the reason we are still third world country - UP: 3

这就是为什么我们仍然是第三世界国家

Mohamed Paruthipura
First let him take it as medication for corona virus and prove it to the public. - UP: 2

首先让他把它作为治疗冠状病毒的药物，并向公众证明。

Uma Senjam
he should prove to us by going to wuhan without a mask -

他应该不戴口罩去武汉向我们证明

Pankhuri Garud Mahajan
When will they grow up above all this cow thing! - UP: 1

他们什么时候才能长大，摆脱所有关于牛的事！

Ahmad Gulzar
Thanks to him, that he didn't suggest to eat cowdung. - UP: 1

得感谢他，他没有建议服用牛粪。

Sridhar Volesari
It may sound silly, but cant be denied as US is already having a close study on cow urine its medicinal benefits - UP: 1

这可能听起来很傻，但不能否认，因为美国已经对牛尿的药用价值进行了深入的研究

Tabrez Baig
Welcome to new India 2020 hahhahaa -

欢迎来到新印度2020 哈哈哈哈

Imtiyaz Mohammed
Next Health minister???? -

下一任卫生部长？？？

Altamash Axom
Please send this message to China.

请将这条消息发到中国。

Ahem Tuithung
Finally India found the cure -

最终印度找到了治愈方法。

Siddharth Nanda
Send him to Wuhan with 50 cows. - UP: 1

把他和50头牛一起送到武汉。

Dezele Thopi
Send that person to Wuhan n let him cure all the sick people there n lets see. -

把那个人送到武汉，让他把那里所有的病人都治好，让我们看看。

Ravindranath Sukhavasi
Appoint him as chief health adviser to WHO -

任命他为世卫组织首席卫生顾问。

Arsalan Khalid Latif
Haha more than foolish advice of this maniac, I love the comments below -

哈哈，比起这个疯子的愚蠢建议，我更喜欢这面的评论。

Sabir Hossain
Great. Thanks for suggestion. 😀 - UP: 1

好极了。谢谢你的建议。

Noel Luke George
Now a bharath ratna will be bestowed to him by BJP for His distinguished invention! -

现在，印度人民党将授予他一个最高奖项，以表彰他的杰出发明！

Bhaskaran Bhas Nair
Oh for Shiva's sake stop embarassing us pls! 🙏 -

哦，看在湿婆的份上，别再让我们难堪了！

Rana Jr Chef
Corona virus CEO -

冠状病毒首席执行官

Koeo Elizah Pao
Very joke has a limit..... you are making a mockery of yourself and the society as a whole -

每一个玩笑都是有限度的.... 你这是在嘲笑你自己和整个社会。

Sangboi Doungel
He should be sent to Wuhan. 🤣 🤣 🤣 -

他应该被送到武汉。

Bahadir Ibragimov
Wow. Lol. Just imagine how many times a day he actually drinks that. -

哇哦。哈哈。想象一下他一天喝那东西多少次。

Aveio Ck
Most foolish person ever on earth -

世上最愚蠢的人

Kashif Qureshi
Thinking level infinity.... 21st century's Edward jenner... -

思维层次无限... 21世纪的爱德华·詹纳。

Paulson Kallaparambil
Send him to Wuhan immediately... -

马上把他送到武汉.。

Shiv Prasad
First apply on yourself .....then to your followers ....😆😆😆 -

首先应用在你自己身上…然后应用在你的追随者们…

Dimseng Nengminza
Get yourself infected with the virus and drink the urine.. Then you have a believer in me -

让自己感染病毒，然后喝下牛尿，那你就是一个值得我相信的人

Mohamed Ali
Another Minister in the pipeline! -

另一位部长即将上任！

Edwin Eial
This Is The Reason Of Not Proper Education -

这就是缺乏教育的原因

Pohor Jamatia
Corona virus: am I joke to you -

冠状病毒：我是个玩笑吗？

Altaf Malla
And such mentality is rulling the nation -

这种心态正在统治着这个国家

Ado Huire
Let him go to Wuhan with his cow urine and dung for experiment.😂 -

让他带着他的牛尿和牛粪去武汉做实验。

Pohor Jamatia
Always cow, cowdung, cow urine😅😅 -

总是关于牛的，牛粪，牛尿

Md Rihan Khan
maybe Superman got power from cow urine - UP: 5

也许超人是从牛尿中获得力量的

Fuaren Socia
For them Cow urine is a combined vaccine for every disease.😂😂 i knew it from the beginning some people are from mars..they dont belong here. - UP: 8

对他们来说，牛尿是各种疾病的联合疫苗。我从一开始就知道有些人来自火星...他们不属于这里。

Arijit Kumar Haldar
Why waste so much money and fuel for space travel ? Place the astronauts fully dressed behind a cow...tickle its tail...a nice back-heel kick will launch them in stable orbit. Don't believe it? Well..try this on anyone of these guys...they will transmit their experience back to earth via telepathic powers imparted from a cow's kick on their mind. Remember..only a back-heel will work. - UP: 105

为什么印度要为太空旅行浪费这么多钱和燃料呢？ 把全服武装的宇航员放在一头牛后面... 然后挠它的尾巴... 一个漂亮的后跟踢，将把他们送入稳定的轨道。不相信吗？ 好吧...随便在这些家伙里找个人试试... 他们会通过心灵感应把他们的经验传回地球。记住...只有后跟踢才行。

Kashif Rizvi
Arijit Kumar Haldar i can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude u have reached another level of sarcasm - UP: 6

我忍不住笑了，兄弟，你已经达到了讽刺的另一个境界。

Sachin Tiwari
Allow me to entighten you all. I was sitting jobless for several years but one day this man came in my dream and said to drink cow urine and now I am earning in lakhs and got married too. -

请允许我向你们所有人阐明一下。我已经失业好几年了，但是有一天这个男人出现在我的梦里，告诉我要喝牛尿，现在我赚了几十万卢比，也结婚了。

Prabin Singh
Ayush Kumar when it comes to diseases, we should put our faith in doctors. Is he a doctor? If yes, then you're most welcome -

说到疾病，我们应该相信医生。 他是医生吗？ 如果是的话，那么欢迎。

BappaAditya Sahoo
At least his is saying something to protect others although it has no base - UP: 2

至少他是说一些保护别人的话，虽然它没有根据

Awis Rozario
He forgot to mention adding Cowdung to consumption will cure the patient faster , may be in a day ...UP: 14

他忘了提到在食物中加入牛粪可以更快地治愈病人，可能只需要一天就能痊愈...

Sumita Prasad
lets close all hospitals, medical research. All students who desire to learn medicine please refrain....just buy a cow. - UP: 12

让我们关闭所有医院，医学研究。所有想学医的学生请克制自己... 只要买一头牛就行。

Porous Godhaa
Chirag N. Jain But can it cure coronavirus?? -

但是它能治愈冠状病毒吗？

Himanshu Singh
Reality is 99.9999% hindus hasn't ever drink a single drop of cow urine . But only few dumbasses drink cow urine riched in carbs protein and fats -

事实是99.9999%的印度教徒从来没有喝过一滴牛尿。但是只有少数傻瓜喝富含碳水化合物、蛋白质和脂肪的牛尿

Dwpo
Nice to see "intellectuals" and "Nobel laureates" making fun of an old Hindu tradition. I guess it's cool these days to mock traditions. I don't think our ancestors were idiots to adopt something. Agreed that health care has improved from what they had during that time to what is there now but there is no reason to mock age old cultures and ditch them. -

很高兴看到“知识分子”和“诺贝尔奖获得者”取笑一个古老的印度传统。我想嘲笑传统在现代是很酷的。 我不认为我们的祖先是白痴去采用什么东西。 我们都一致认为，医疗保健的水平已经从他们那个时代提高到了现在的水平，但是没有理由嘲笑古老的文化并且抛弃它们。

Jaswinder Mehta
I think we should use cow urine instead of fuel to power cars buses etc. And export it to other countries for GDP growth😑😑Inhone gur gobar hi karna hai..😑😑 - UP: 11

我认为我们应该用牛尿代替燃料来驱动汽车、公共汽车等等。 然后出口到其他国家增长以增长印度的GDP...

Sikender Rockzz
I think we should test this on this man. And check the logic behind it. - UP: 2

我想我们应该在这个人身上试验一下，看看背后的逻辑。

Vijdaanazeer Wasta
Everyone has a Donald Trump moment...needs practice to face media..

每个人都有唐纳德 · 特朗普式的时刻... 需要练习面对媒体。

Fuaren Socia
And this is where our trade deficit with china will be under control.😂 - UP: 1

这就是我们将控制对中国贸易逆差的方法。

Mark Tavares
Why is the government not pushing for this to be sold off the shelf like coke and fanta.. Make in India -

为什么政府不像可口可乐和芬达那样推销这种饮料呢...印度制造

Neeraj Singh
It's gud to see from ayurveda side and first they ave to find some actual solution before opening mouth... -

从印度传统医学的角度来看，他们首先得在开口之前找到一些实际的解决方案。

Niaz Naim Ahmed
Why is Hinduism being preach by some foolish intellectuals , there are so many educated people who have PHD. Why they keep their mouth shut - UP: 1

为什么印度教被一些愚蠢的知识分子鼓吹，有那么多受过教育的人拥有博士学位。 为什么他们却保持沉默呢？

Abhishek Bhattacharjee
I think we should only give those things as a diet for our astronauts as well... ,🤣🕵️🕵️🕵️ -

我认为我们也应该把这些东西作为宇航员的食物... ..

Snehal Macwan
Mean while scientists researching on new vaccine for virus.

与此同时，科学家们正在研究新的病毒疫苗。

Amritpal Virk
I am eagerly waiting for them to send a cow to retrieve chandrayaan-2 any minute now🤣🤣🤣 -

我急切地等待着他派一头奶牛来取回月船2号。

Asish Chakma
I think the chief was cured with urine -

我想这个领袖是用牛尿治好的

Rick Pete
The government should arrange for sending this guy to China with cows to help humanity. -

政府应该安排这个家伙带着牛去中国帮助人类。

Kunal Dutta
These morons do more harm than good to the image of our land and the poor cows are oblivious of the fact that a whole country’s politics is centred around them. - UP: 1

这些白痴们对我们国家的形象弊大于利，这些可怜的牛们忘记了这样一个事实，即整个国家的政治都围绕着它们。

Subhro Dutta
Let's put him on the back of a cow, give him a bag full of cow dung, a bottle full of cow urine and send him to Wuhan. Make him spend a few days next to a corona virus victim. Let's see if he survives.. 😏 -

让我们把他放在牛背上，给他一袋牛粪，一瓶牛尿，送他去武汉。让他在冠状病毒受害者旁边呆上几天。让我们看看他是否还活着

Zahid Parray
...Bravo...Finally indians discovered the vaccine aganist the corona virus........ -

.好极了.印度人终于发现了抗冠状病毒的疫苗...

Ravi Shankar
Cow urine is good for health -

牛尿有益健康

davehodg
I thought the Indian government recommended homeopathy.

我以为印度政府推荐顺势疗法。

Frostycmc
Has anyone noticed that religious 'cures' are always incredibly disgusting? If they absolutely have to make bullshit claims, why can't they at least say that cupcakes cure cancer or something?

有没有人注意到宗教疗法总是令人难以置信的恶心？ 如果他们真的要说些废话，为什么他们就不能说纸杯蛋糕可以治愈癌症之类的呢？

pastafarianjon
Of course it can. Notice that he didn’t say it could be “treated successfully”

当然可以。注意，他并没有说可以“成功地治疗”

GaidinDaishan
You can drink molten lava. But only once.

你也可以喝岩浆，但只能喝一次。

MR-DEDPUL
Fuckin clown lol
This is the issue with Indian politics at the moment, in fact. People trust religious fools like this guy more than common sense and that's why there's a rise of nationalism in the country.

该死的小丑 哈哈
事实上，这正是目前印度政治面临的问题。 比起常识，人们更相信像他这样的宗教傻瓜，这就是为什么这个国家的民族主义抬头的原因。

Griftersdeuce
Insert quite a few country names into "Indian" in that first sentence and it'll still be true.

在第一句的“印度”中插入许多国名，它还是对的。

Azmik8435
Hopefully the Maoists educate the population soon

希望毛派能尽快教育民众。

rrshredthegnar
And holy water can rinse aids off of anyone....

圣水可以冲掉任何人身上的艾滋病..

Grey___Goo_MH
Just don’t get the water from holy rivers as it may contain...
Corpses
Lead
Shit
Plastic
Industrial waste
More corpses maybe partially burned
Even more raw sewage

只是不要从圣河中取水，因为它可能包含..
尸体，
铅，
大便，
塑料，
工业废物，
更多的尸体，可能一些被烧毁。
和更多未经处理的污水。

rc443
This guy is why I'm never going to India.

这家伙说的，就是我永远不会去印度的原因。

Andreeliazz
And I am trying to leave India

我正打算离开印度了。

Angshuman Phukan
I remember reading news last year of IIT delhi setting up a centre to empirically research on healing properties of cow dung etc, well, it's about time they test it! 🐂💩 - UP: 15

我记得去年看过印度理工学院德里分校的新闻，他们建立了一个中心，对牛粪的治疗作用等进行实证研究，现在是时候测试一下了！