[2020-01-26]一本新书曝光了特朗普曾劝说莫迪：别担心中国，反正印度又没和中国接壤。莫迪震惊得眼球凸了出来

近日，一本新书《一个非常稳定的天才》首次曝光了莫迪与特朗普交往中与中国有关的话题，特朗普曾对莫迪表示，印度根本不需要担心中国，因为“中国又不在你们的边界上”。据说莫迪听说后眼球惊讶得凸了出来，表情从震惊和担忧，逐渐变成了无奈。特朗普的一名助手透露，莫迪离场时说：“这不是个严肃的人，我不能指望这个人成为伙伴。”该助手还告诉作者，那次会议后，印度与美国的外交关系“后退了一步”。

各国网友评论：
softg
the US president had to be corrected at a briefing where he said he knew Nepal and Bhutan were in India. He also reportedly "mispronounced Nepal as 'nipple' and laughingly referred to Bhutan as 'button'."
Just when you think he can't get more deranged, he does it again

美国总统在新闻发布会上纠正了他的说法，他说他知道尼泊尔和不丹在印度。 据报道，他还将尼泊尔念错为“乳头（nipple）正确为Nepal” ，并笑称不丹为“按钮（button）正确为Bhutan”
就在你认为他已经不能做到更疯狂的事了，他又做了一次。

Ambrose Ford
It was not so dangerous to not know India borders China. No voter on the street really cares if the President does not know this kind of world geography, and they see India as being a small, unimportant country too.

不知道印度和中国的边界并没有那么危险。 街上没有一个选民真正关心总统是否了解这种世界地理知识，他们也认为印度也是一个不重要的小国。

TheMadKing
😂😂😂Small and unimportant. That’s the problem. Uneducated Americans. Why?

不重要的小国。这就是问题所在了，没受过教育的美国人，为什么？

ICanQuitWhenverIWant
According to some people, Donald Trump is a master troll who mispronounces the names and facts about countries to disarm the other side in order to gain advantages in negotiations.
It’s nonsense, because he really is that stupid, but it kind of works because here we are aghast at mispronunciations instead of the real crimes.

根据一些人的说法，唐纳德 · 特朗普是一个大师级的喷子，为了在谈判中获得优势，他会念错关于国家的名字和事实，从而消除对方的武装。
这是无稽之谈的，因为他真的就是那么愚蠢，但是这有点奏效，因为我们被错误的发音震惊了，而不是关于他真正的犯罪。

HereForAnArgument
Trump:
Trump supporters: He didn't mean that.
Trump:
Trump supporters: Of course he meant that because .

特朗普: 说了一些愚蠢的事情
特朗普的支持者: 他不是那个意思。
特朗普: 双倍押注
特朗普的支持者: 他当然是这个意思，因为有些事情更愚蠢。

Horrid_Proboscis
My god. There's just no dignity left at all.

我的天，一点尊严都没有了。

Re-Horakhty01
Wait, he had dignity to begin with?

等等，他一开始就有尊严？

12BottledBadass12
We Indians don't have any dignity left either. This Indian Prime Minister is the man who told that he suggested airforce to attack Pakistan on a cloudy day so that RADAR won't pick up our jets. Since he doesn't express his stupidity in English, the whole world doesn't notice much.

我们印度人也没有任何尊严了。印度总理说，他建议空军在多云的天气袭击巴基斯坦，这样雷达就无法侦测到我们的飞机。因为他当时没有用英语来表达自己的愚蠢，所以全世界都没有注意到他。

HalfSizeUp
hahahaha
PM: ''What's the weather like today!?''
Lackey: ''Cloudy, with a hint of rain''
PM: ''PERFECT, ADD MISSILES TO THE FORECAST!''
oh lord

哈哈哈
莫迪总理：“今天天气怎么样? ”
仆人：“多云，略带雨意”
莫迪总理：“太好了，把导弹加到天气预报里! ”
哦，上帝。

M17SST
He’s just so ridiculously immature. Like, breathtakingly so.

他实在是太幼稚了，就像无与伦比的幼稚。

ThaneOfCawdorrr
Not even that, he's just so fucking STUPID

甚至不是那样的，他只是太他妈的蠢了。

geek66
And ignorant - he has convinced himself that because he has surrounded himself with faux-gold he is intelligent.

还有无知——他说服自己因为自己周围都是人造黄金，所以他很聪明。

YoungMurf
There isn't a day goes by that I genuinely still am not flabbergasted that America elected him president.

我每天都为美国选他为总统，而大吃一惊。

drarsenal420
Its not even funny anymore..

这一点都不好笑了...

ThainEshKelch
It never was. It was tragic right from the start.

从来都不是，从一开始就是悲剧。

deponent
Let's face it, he does represent the average American.
Overinflated sense of self ?
Check!
Murrica NUMBAH ONE !!!!!
Check!
Abysmal knowledge of geography ?
Check!
Considering all other countries and nations inferior ?
Check!
Loud ?
Check!
Ignorant ?
Check!

让我们面对现实吧，他确实代表了普通美国人。
过度膨胀的自我意识？
检查完毕！
美国第一! ! ! ! ！
检查完毕！
糟糕的地理知识？
检查完毕！
认为所有其他国家和民族都是劣等的？
检查完毕！
吵闹？
检查完毕！
无知？
检查完毕！

OscarGrey
He represents average Americans over 50 and rural America. They're vicariously living through him because they're so enraged that the country and society are changing.

特朗普代表的是50岁以上的普通美国人和美国农村人口。 他们通过特朗普来替代生活，因为他们对国家和社会的变化感到愤怒。

Tre3beard
This reminds me of a time I was in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam and a retired American tourist was there on his own. He was really high and began to mispronounce all the place names on a map and laugh at them lol

这让我想起了我在阿姆斯特丹的一家咖啡店的时候，一个退休的美国游客独自坐在那里。 他真的很兴奋，开始读错地图上所有地名的发音，然后嘲笑它们。

autotldr
US President Donald Trump once left Prime Minister Narendra Modi shocked and concerned by telling him India and China didn't share a border, a new book by two Pulitzer-winning journalists claims.
"It's not like you've got China on your border," Trump told Modi, and the Indian premier's eyes "Bulged out in surprise", Washington Post journalists Phillip Rucker and Carol Leonning report in A Very Stable Genius, according to the US newspaper.
India and the US are in talks for a Trump visit to India, possibly in February.

美国总统唐纳德 · 特朗普告诉莫迪，印度和中国没有共同边界，这让莫迪总理感到震惊和担忧。这本新书由两名普利策奖获得者撰写。《华盛顿邮报》记者菲利普 · 拉克和卡罗尔 · 莱昂宁在《非常稳定的天才》一书中写道：特朗普对莫迪说，“中国不在你们的边界上。”印度总理“惊讶得睁大了眼睛”。
印度和美国正在就特朗普访问印度进行谈判，可能会在2月份。

thatEMSguy
Everything Donald trump knows can fit on a post-it

唐纳德 · 特朗普所知道的一切都可以写在一张便利贴上。

graebot
Just a hashtag, dollar sign and a swastika

只能写在一张标签，美元符号和一个纳粹十字。

PerInception
Part of what fucking kills me about this guy is that he has basically the best resources in the world to know / find out literally anything he wants. Between the experts at his disposal, the intelligence agencies, policy advisors, libraries and databases of classified information, fucking satellites, etc, he quite possibly has the ability to learn ANYTHING on earth or beyond.
But he doesn’t, because he is too fucking lazy to ask, and thinks he already knows everything. Unlimited knowledge in the hands of a person who doesn’t fucking deserve it.

这家伙让我烦躁的部分原因是，他拥有世界上最好的资源，可以知道或者找到他想要的任何东西。 在他手下的专家，情报机构，政策顾问，图书馆和机密信息数据库，还有该死的卫星等等，他很可能可以学习到任何在地球上或地球以外的东西。
但是他不知道，因为他太懒了，不想问，而且认为自己已经通晓了一切。无限的知识掌握在一个不值得拥有的烂人手中。

macabre_irony
Next Trump tweet:
Of course I know China and India share a boarder! I was testing their so called "PM" to see how he would react and he FAILED miserabley! Right now India has one of the worst economys in history....TOO BAD THEY DON"T HAVE ME AS PRESIDENT!!

特朗普的下一条推文：
我当然知道中国和印度是接壤的！我在测试他们所谓的“总理”莫迪 ，看看他会有什么反应，但他失败了可怜的家伙！现在，印度是有史以来最糟糕的经济体之一... 可惜他们没有让我当总统! ！

buldozr
Either that, or he will produce a world map amended with a weird Sharpie-filled spot along the China-India border.

要么这样，他将重绘一张世界地图，在修改后的地图上，中印边界将会被一个奇怪的记号笔污迹填满。

Afraidfortheworld
Making huge political decisions with the knowledge level of a 5 year old.
WTF is the matter with Americans that any one of them could possibly buy into this idiot being a good president

用5岁孩子的知识水平做出重大的政治决定。
卧槽，这是美国人的问题，他们中的任何一个人都可能相信这个白痴能成为一个好总统

Lacerant Plainer
Well Trump considers himself ‘a stable genius.’ but one has to remember he is neither well travelled in Asia nor is he a career politician. Until two years back, Trump was a businessman with large real estate portfolios concentrated in New York…. what is often called the ‘Battery Park club’ colloquially.
I am not surprised that he made such a faux pas - he has made many, and Modi is silly if he was surprised by it.

特朗普认为自己是一个“稳重的天才” 但人们必须要记住，他对亚洲并不熟，也不是一位职业政治家。直到两年前，特朗普还是一名商人，拥有大量房地产投资组合，主要集中在纽约... 也就是通常所说的“下城炮台公园城”。
他犯了这样的错误，我并不感到惊讶——他犯了很多的错误了，如果莫迪对此感到惊讶，那么他就太傻了。

Guroking
Decades of shit education, a corrupt political system and social media brainwashing

几十年狗屎般的教育，腐败的政治体系和社交媒体的洗脑

CoderAU
those who like him also have the mentality of a 5 year old

那些喜欢他的人也有5岁孩子的心态

Jonh_Doe-
eh.
we have several world leaders that are massive idiots right now. See England, Brazil, Colombia (supporting the coup), etc...
Electing these major idiots is a phenomenon that is happening. In the long run, it would be very interesting to study and understand what drove us into this at present time.

嗯。
我们现在有好几个世界领导人都是大白痴。看看英格兰、巴西、哥伦比亚(支持政变)等等...
选举这些大白痴，是一个现在正在发生的现象。从长远来看，研究和了解目前是什么驱使我们这样做，将会是非常有趣的。

jyz002
Don't forget Australia

别忘了澳大利亚

blackburn009
Boris Johnson isn't an idiot though, he knows what he's doing it's all an act he puts on

鲍里斯 · 约翰逊（英国首相）不是个傻瓜，他知道自己在做什么，这都是他装出来的

kepler456
India too needs to be mentioned because this is, after all, a topic between Trump and Modi.

印度也要被提到，因为这毕竟是特朗普和莫迪之间的话题。

JonA3531
Breaking news: international idiot says idiotic things.

爆炸性新闻：国际白痴说了白痴的话。

Dev Gupta
Anti Trump ers would go to ridiculous extent to find faults with him but this one is significant. Could mean that he is making uninformed unilateral decisions that might be seriously wrong.
Modi should have had the guts / tact to educate him right there.

反对特朗普的人会荒谬地指责他，但这一次意义重大。 这可能意味着，他正在做出的决定，有可能是严重错误，和无知的单方面决定。
莫迪应该有勇气/ 机智地教育他。

MyStolenCow
This guy is 73 years old.
Why would this guy, so oblivious about the world, and who doesn't seem to give a shit about world politics, pursue a career in politics at this stage of his life?
He has never heard of China-India border wars in 1962?
Trump was 16 then. I'd expect people who have presidential ambitions to at least be somewhat curious about the world and read the news paper once in a while (or daily even).

这家伙已经73岁了。
为什么这个家伙对世界如此漠不关心，对世界政治毫不在乎，而在他人生的这个阶段却追求政治生涯？
他从没听说过1962年的中印边境战争吗？
当时特朗普是16岁。我希望有总统抱负的人至少对这个世界有点好奇，偶尔(甚至每天)读读报纸。

drmegafan_
He's always infamously hated reading. Even in the 80s, he wouldn't read his own ghostwritten book, instead asking it to be summarized for him by the ghostwriter, and to this day he's confused about what is and isn't in there.
Trump's own chief economic adviser said
Trump won’t read anything—not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers, nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bored.
When Trump took over, the National Security Council was told to keep policy papers to under a single page and include more graphics than text, and one member said they mention his name "in as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he's mentioned."
Let's remember that when he was asked his favorite books, he said The Bible, his own (which previously he'd admitted he hadn't read), and then couldn't name anymore. When he was asked which words of the Bible had been particularly meaningful or inspirational to him, he couldn't pick one, and just said "It's all terrific." Not long before that Obama had dropped a list of his favorite books on American law and justice off the top of his head in response to a same question.

他一向讨厌读书，这是总所周知的。 即使在80年代，他也不会读自己代笔的书，而是要求代笔者为他总结，直到今天，他仍然对书中的内容感到困惑。
特朗普自己的首席经济顾问说：
特朗普什么都不会去看，不会去看一页纸的备忘录，不会去看简短的政策文件，什么都不会去看。他与世界领导人的会议进行到一半就起来了，因为他感到无聊。
特朗普上任后，国家安全委员会被告知，政策文件不能超过一页，而且要包含更多的图片，而不是文字。一名成员说，他们在尽可能多的段落中提到了他的名字“特朗普”，因为如果段落中有提到他，他就会一直读下去。
我们要记得，当他被问到他最喜欢的书时，他说是他自己的《圣经》(而之前他承认自己没有读过) ，然后就说不出名字了。当他被问到圣经中哪段文字对他来说特别有意义，或特别鼓舞人心时，他无法说出其中一段，只是说: “所有都很棒。” 就在不久之前，奥巴马在回答同个问题时，他列出了他最喜欢的美国法律和司法书籍的列表。

CyamitesEpicFarts
If you were illiterate you might support a candidate that made you feel illiteracy was ok.

如果你是文盲，你可能会支持一个让你觉得文盲也无所谓的候选人。

OscarGrey
Functional illiteracy is a plague.

功能性文盲是一场瘟疫。

CyamitesEpicFarts
Agreed. My sister in law is functionally illiterate and dealing with her is sooo fucking hard. She has a learning disability and has decided to give up on learning anything at all, ever. She believes whatever Fox News tells her to believe, gets roped in to all manner of MLM schemes and conspitard theories and is just generally a massive pain to be around. She's a die hard Trump worshiper because they're on very similar intellectual levels.

同意。我嫂子是个半文盲，和她打交道太他妈难了。她有学习障碍，已经决定永远放弃学习任何东西了。她相信福克斯新闻告诉她相信的任何东西，被各种各样的传销和阴谋理论绑住，总的来说，这是一种巨大的痛苦。 她是特朗普的死忠粉丝，因为他们的智力水平非常相似。

CaptInappropriate
that’s the thing, he’s deliberately NOT intellectually curious. he “knows everything” and anything else is wrong.
it’s gross.

这就是问题所在，他故意不去寻求知识。 他“什么都知道”，而其他的一切都是错的。
真恶心。

terryjuicelawson
I'll always remember how sheepish he looked when Obama met with him.

我永远记得当奥巴马与他会面时，他看起来是多么的羞怯。

Arunoday Bajpai
I do not know what is the name and author of the new book. But if the facts mentioned in the book are true, we have found a great common point of convergence between Trump and Imaran Khan. The Pakistani Prime Minister once brought Japan to the border of Germany and suggested cross border trade between the two!
Now comes the Trumps who knows markets of India and China but fails to recognize their location. But it is not surprizing because Trump has been busy for three years in locating and sealing Amertica’ borders with Mexico and raisng customs duties on China and other countries. He knows the art of reducing all good and bad things to commerce. He is happy to sign the trade deal with China, it hardly matters for him where China is located. Imaran has also learned the importance of markets from Trump as he alaways argues that global community supports India only because India has huge markets. This argument helps him to avoide the pains of self-introspection. It seems that those who are poor in geography are always good in commerce and vice versa.
But Indian Prime Minister Modi is unlucky as he cannot avoide both Trump and Imran. India has to hear what they have to say. It would be better if we know how Modi reacted to Trump’s knowledge of world gepography?

我不知道这本新书的名字和作者是谁。但是，如果这本书里面提到的事实是真实的，那么我们就找到了特朗普和伊姆兰·汗之间的巨大共同点。这位巴基斯坦总理曾经认为日本和德国接壤，并建议两国进行跨境贸易！
现在轮到特朗普家族了，他们知道印度和中国的市场，却不知道他们的位置。但这并不令人惊讶，因为三年来，特朗普一直忙于确定和封锁美墨边境，并提高对中国和其他国家的关税。 他懂得把一切好事和坏事都归结为商业的艺术。 他很高兴与中国签署贸易协定，对他来说，中国位于哪里并不重要。伊姆兰也从特朗普那里学到了市场的重要性，因为他总是认为，国际社会支持印度只是因为印度拥有巨大的市场。这个论点帮助他避免了自我反省的痛苦。 似乎那些地理不好的人，在商业上总是很好，反之亦然。
但印度总理莫迪很不走运，因为他无法同时避开特朗普和伊姆兰。印度必须听听他们在说什么。如果我们知道莫迪对特朗普的世界地理知识作何反应，情况会更好吗？

ANONYMOUS
Trump is a Modi of America..

特朗普是美国的莫迪...

SophiaofPrussia
dude doesn’t know how to flush a toilet. Modi’s expectations were clearly unreasonably high.

这家伙连马桶都不会冲。莫迪的期望值显然过高了。

Rorasaurus_Prime
Dear America,
Get well soon.

亲爱的美国，
早日康复。

Dim_Innuendo
Dear World,
Sorry, I think we're contagious. Vaccinate and protect yourself.

亲爱的世界,
对不起，我想我们这会传染的。注射疫苗，保护你们自己。

Kbdiggity
We really, REALLY need a comprehensive exam that is required to be passed before anyone can run for public office.
We have to stop letting morons run for office.

我们真的，真的需要一个全面的考试，任何人都必须通过考试之后才可以竞选公职。
我们不能再让那些白痴竞选公职了。

tibetsoul
India and China have no border that’s the truth! India have border with Tibet not with China that’s the fact!

印度和中国没有边界，这是事实！ 印度与西藏接壤，而不是与中国接壤，这是事实！

Nerlian
The dude doesn't know the borders of his own country, hows he going to know where the borders of a country in the other side of the world are?

这家伙连自己国家的边境都不知道，他怎么知道世界另一边国家的边境在哪里呢？

ridimarba
I'm shocked he was shocked.

我很震惊他竟然被震惊了。

olugbo
So he’s confidently ignorant as opposed to semi-literate

所以他是自信的无知，而不是半文盲

Hoss_Bonaventure-CEO
Intelligent people are aware of their limitations. Trump believes himself to be a genius.

聪明的人知道自己的局限性。而特朗普认为自己是个天才。

Crash310
"Well Indians are brown and Chinese are yellow, they've got to be far apart"

“嗯，印度人是棕色的，而中国人是黄色的，他们肯定相距很远。”

kanimaki
Non-brown Indians: Am I a joke to you?

非棕色人种的印度人：我对你来说是个笑话吗？

sakmaidic
Ask Trump to find USA on an unlabeled world map

让特朗普在一张未标记的世界地图上找到美国

Chamezz92
They should turn the G20 into a Trump roast, if he attends of course.

当然，如果特朗普出席的话，他们应该会把G20变成一场特朗普的耍笑庆祝会。

ManWhoShootsSemen
Damn America... your president is one dumb motherfucker

该死的美国... 你们的总统就是个蠢蛋

J-Rocks-baby-mama
The guy is pretty dumb. I wish I could see his IQ score.

这家伙真蠢，我真希望能看到他智商测试的分数。

Bobwise392
With some people, you can't help but stand in awe of their sheer stupidity. The fact that millions of people support Trump and think he's smart scares that shit out of me.

对于一些人，你不能不对他们的愚蠢感到敬畏。 数百万人支持特朗普，认为他很聪明，这个事实把我吓得屁滚尿流。

Marabar
is modi fucking serious? how is it surprising that trump is a moron?

莫迪是认真的吗？特朗普是白痴这一点有什么好奇怪的？

obnoxiouscomment
It turns out that there's a lot that this President doesn't know, probably far less than any other President in the history of the country, even taking into account how much knowledge and information we have available to us now compared to the 1700's.

事实证明，这位总统不知道的事情还有很多，可能比这个国家历史上任何一位总统知道的都要少，即使考虑到与18世纪相比，我们现在掌握了多少知识和信息。

koassde
again, he represents his voterbase well :)

再一次，他很好地代表了他的选民基础 :)

iusshpandeh101
Trump is an idiot. If you disagree, you're probably an idiot as well.

特朗普是个白痴。 如果你不同意，你可能也是个白痴。

BiggerBangTheory
Ya.... I know I should be shocked... but I'm not he's a fucking moron.

是啊...我知道我应该感到震惊... 但我没有，因为他就是个该死的白痴。

Shooshee12
What an absolute idiot. I don't give a shit any more, let him collapse the world and America with his own incompetence and then people will actually give a damn about electing educated people. We Indians shouldn't even be laughing at this as we're from a country that blindly elects uneducated film stars and yogis to become chief ministers.

真是个十足的白痴。 我再也不关心他说什么了，让他用自己的无能毁灭世界和美国，然后人们就会真正关心选举受过教育的人。我们印度人甚至不应该嘲笑这点，因为我们的国家，盲目选举了未受过教育的电影明星和瑜伽修行者担任首席部长。

Basdad
He didn’t know squat about Pearl Harbor either, apparently.

显然，他对珍珠港事件也一无所知。

iceboi92
What a pathetic embarrassment of a man

真是个可悲的人

wet_beefy_fartz
I'll spoil the surprise for our non American friends, he is much, much dumber than you think.

我要让我们的非美国朋友扫兴了，他比你想象的要愚蠢得多得多。

run4srun_
He knows where the hole is on the golf course. That's about it.

他只知道高尔夫球场的球洞在哪里，仅此而已。

HereForAnArgument
So, in other words, what Trump doesn't know could literally fill a book?

所以，换句话说，特朗普不知道的东西可以写满一本书？

PrimozDelux
You'd expect a world leader to be more prepared than that. I'd say it's pretty inexcusable to be shocked about Trump's ignorance, get your shit together Modi, how could that have come as a surprise!?

你会认为一个世界领导人应该事先做好更多的准备。我得说，对特朗普的无知感到震惊是相当不可原谅的，莫迪，振作起来，这怎么会让你出乎意料呢？

fencerman
I'm surprised he knew India was a country.

我很惊讶他知道印度是一个国家。

cercant01
Everyone stop pretending to be shocked. Trump is a moron. And a liar. Quit treating him like a serious person.

大家不要再假装震惊了。 特朗普是个白痴、骗子。 不要把他当成一个严肃的人来对待。

Pecncorn1
After three years of a constant stream of twitter stupidity I don't know why this would shock anyone. He has more than proven his lack of knowledge on just about every subject possible.

在经历了他三年持续不断的推特愚蠢行为之后，我不知道为什么这会让所有人感到震惊。他已经证明了自己的无知。

Nearby_Mongoose
How does it work out with a moron™ president that doesn't know shit about Geo politics?
You Americans do fucking understand that the whole world considers Trump to be an idiot?

一个对地缘政治一无所知的白痴™总统能解决什么问题？
你们美国人他妈的明白，全世界都认为特朗普是个白痴吗？

SnapshillBotFan
To many Americans idiocy is a badge of honor. Anti-intellectualism runs DEEP in American identity.

对许多美国人来说，愚蠢是荣誉的象征。反智主义在美国人的身份认同方面有着深厚的底蕴。

LiveForPanda
America elected a man who doesn’t even know elementary school geography, and this man controls nuclear button, hmmm...

美国选出了一个连小学地理都不了解的人，而这个人控制着核按钮，嗯...

Mr-Logic101
I bet you that most Americans don’t know that

我打赌大多数美国人都不知道。

Smuggler29
“Most Americans” aren’t the POTUS!! This is 7th grade geography material.

“大多数美国人”不是总统！！这是七年级地理教材里的知识。

hurtsdonut_
I for one am not shocked.

我个人并不感到震惊。

Veraxish
The second time I have said this in a day. Donald you are truly one dumb fuck of human being!

这是我一天之内第二次这么说了。 唐纳德，你真是个蠢货！

produit1
Should not come as a surprise to anyone by now. This is genuinely him at his best.

现在对任何人来说都不应该感到惊讶，这真的是他最好的一面。

blue_raven007
Congrats America! I wish you luck.

恭喜美国! 祝你好运。

Mtn-trailrunner
Instead of Nuclear weapons, we should threaten to make Trump next ambassador to countries that we want to do stuff.

我们不应该威胁使用核武器，而是应该威胁让特朗普成为下一任驻我们想要的国家的大使。

Sweatytubesock
fucking DJT couldn’t find China on a map if the country names were blank.

如果地图上的国名是空白的，他妈的特朗普就找不到中国在哪。

sofanmax
not surprising, he didn't even know that Virginia Islands was part of US territory.

毫不奇怪，他甚至不知道弗吉尼亚群岛是美国领土的一部分。

spsprd
He didn't know what Pearl Harbor was.

他不知道珍珠港是什么。

manas962000
I cannot believe the Americans voted this person for President.

我不敢相信美国人竟然把这个人选为总统。

Exanime4ever
Never before has a president embodied the cartoon stereotype of what the rest of the world think of Americans
It was funny for the first 5 minutes... now it's just sad

以前从来没有一位总统体现了世界其他国家对美国人的刻板印象。
刚开始的5分钟很有意思... 现在只剩下悲哀了

gooddeath
Maybe Trump should get some wall ideas from China. I heard that they have GREAT walls. THE BEST WALLS.

也许特朗普应该从中国那里得到一些关于墙的见解。我听说他们有长城。最好的墙。

OscarCookeAbbott
What do people expect?
He has repeatedly revealed himself to be an absolute imbecile.

人们在期待什么？
他一再表明自己是个彻头彻尾的低能儿。

Shadow_Rev
This guy has to be trolling at this point. No one on Earth can possibly be this absurdly stupid.

这家伙现在肯定在耍花招。 地球上没有人会这么愚蠢。

ktchong
I actually think A LOT of Americans do not know China and India share borders.

事实上，我认为很多美国人并不了解中国和印度的共同边界。

PM_ME_FIT_REDHEADS
Was anyone surprised?

有人感到惊讶吗？

Preestar
Tbf I don't either. This is why I don't apply to be the President of the United States.

我也不知道。 这就是为什么我不竞选成为美国总统。

The_Adventurist
Trump is just a dumb kid from New York. He only travels to Scotland for golf. He doesn't know shit about the world.

特朗普只是一个来自纽约的傻孩子。 他只去苏格兰打高尔夫球。 他对这个世界一无所知。

CannedMango
He's 73 years old and never been curious enough to look at a map.

他已经73岁了，从来没有足够的好奇心去看过地图。

bigdaddypimpilicious
Most Americans probably don't.

大多数美国人可能不这么认为。

_IdesOfMarch__
A lot of people in the thread don't seem to know that Modi is the Indian Trump.

很多人似乎并不知道莫迪就是印度的特朗普。

kingofthefryingpan
The level of delusion is insane.

妄想的程度真够疯狂的。

dadudemon
I didn’t know India shared a border with China, as well.
I thought it was Pakistan, Nepal, and Bangladesh.
So I will console my ignorance with the ignorance of others:
After seeing that map of where my fellow Americans thought Iran was, I don’t feel bad at all.

我也不知道印度和中国有共同的边界。
我以为是巴基斯坦，尼泊尔和孟加拉国。
所以我会用别人的无知来安慰自己的无知：
在看了我的美国同胞认为伊朗在哪里的地图之后，我一点也不觉得难过。

BOTC33
Whats shocking is he was shocked. TRUMP IS A FUCKING IDIOT.

令人震惊的是莫迪震惊了。特朗普是个白痴。

thatcantb
This is because he's so old, he thinks Tibet is still a country - which would lie between India and China.

这是因为他太老了，他认为西藏仍然是一个位于印度和中国之间的国家。

rayden202
i bet you most americans didn't know that either

我打赌大多数美国人也不知道

kfh227
NEWS FLASH: Trump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and he had no actual parents raising him. Shocking.

新闻快讯：特朗普出生时嘴里含着一把银汤匙，他没有真正养育他的父母。令人震惊。

Septos2
Narrator : “However, the rest of the world was NOT shocked”

旁白：“然而，世界其他国家并不感到震惊”

jayflo75
'A very stable genius' people. Very stable

一个非常稳定的天才，非常稳定

straigh2thepoint
USA are a country or a superpower made by brilliant minds of other foreign countries.

美国是一个由其他国家聪明才智的人构成的国家或超级大国。

wifebeatsme
Our president can not read. Why would anyone be shocked that he did not know India and China share borders?

我们的总统不识字。 他不知道印度和中国有共同的边界，为什么会有人感到震惊呢？

Jebus_UK
Trump doesn't understand how wind power works - the only surprising thing is that people are still surprised by his stupidity.

特朗普不明白风力发电是如何运作的——唯一令人惊讶的是，人们仍然对他的愚蠢感到惊讶。

ProtoplanetaryNebula
Let's get real. Trump doesn't know geography and foreign politics and doesn't care to learn because his base don't care about it.

让我们面对现实。 特朗普不了解地理和外国政治，也不想学习，因为他的基础选民不关心这些。

xXxSparkyxXx
That’s what happens when daddy buys you a Harvard degree

这就是爸爸给你买哈佛学位的结果

BombTime1010
Obviously this is just him making a political statement about how Tibet isn't a part of China. /s

显然，这只是他发表的一个政治声明，说西藏不是中国的一部分。（讽刺）

P-p-please
Trump literally can't name all 50 states.

特朗普简直说不出50个州的名字。

Mutchmore
I'm sure he learned sometime in 2016 that the us shares a border with Canada. Hence why he called us a national threat for some reason

我肯定他在2016年的某个时候得知，美国与加拿大接壤。 因此，出于某种原因，他称我们为美国的国家威胁。

restore_democracy
No one knew geography could be so complicated.

没有人知道地理学会如此复杂。

JN324
The more surprising part about this story is that Modi said he was shocked, really?

关于这个故事，更令人惊讶的是莫迪说他很震惊，真的吗？

DotKomma
Read somewhere last week that someone asked what the J in Donald J. Trump stood for. His answer: "Genius!"

上周有人问唐纳德 · J · 特朗普的J代表什么。他的回答是：“天才!（Genius....） ”

niaz1265
The Chosen One

天选之人

concorde77
Wait until he finds out who Alaska shares a border with...

我等着看他发现阿拉斯加和谁接壤...

Hecateru23
This is what happens when you have no intellectual curiosity.

这就是当你没有好奇心的时候，会发生的事情。

Whiskey-Blood
He also wanted to build a border wall in Colorado......

他还想在科罗拉多州建一堵边境墙...

gabillion
Every day a new reason why he should not be president is revealed.

每天都有新的理由来说明他为什么不应该当总统。

Griffinburd
"But they look so different!"

“但是他们看起来很不一样啊！”

BrownHawkDown
Would be surprised if he even knew Kentucky and Ohio share a border.

如果他知道肯塔基州和俄亥俄州有共同的边界，他会很惊讶的。

thewayitis
We need a test with public scores to be President. Geography, civics, world leaders, math, reading comprehension and writing skills, critical thinking should all be on the test.

我们需要有一个公开分数的考试，通过了才能成为总统。
地理、公民学、世界领袖、数学、阅读理解和写作技巧、批判性思维都应该列入考试范围中。

KeefBlurry
To be fair though, majority of Americans wouldn't know this fact either.

但公平地说，大多数美国人也不知道这个事实。

hawkseye17
The next president is going to have a difficult job of fixing Trump's horrible foreign relations

下一任总统将面临一项艰巨的任务，即修复特朗普糟糕的外交关系

Boris-Holo
trump never ceases to entertain me

特朗普总是能逗我开心

lemonl1m3
In not gonna lie, I didn't know that either and I consider myself pretty good at geography

说实话，我也不知道，我觉得自己的地理学得不错

Khyira
Anyone who is shocked at outrageous Donald Trump mishaps can´t be following politics very often huh...

任何对唐纳德 · 特朗普的离谱故事感到震惊的人，都不可能是经常关注政治的人。

Silvr4Monsters
What kind of an idiot is still shocked by Trump not knowing something he should know?!?

什么样的白痴还对特朗普不知道他本应该知道的事情感到震惊? ! ?

makes_mistakes
Just get your politicians to take your Citizenship Test. That would be comprehensive enough. And more than half would probably flunk out.

只要让你们的政客们参加你们的公民入籍考试。这就已经足够全面了。超过一半的人可能会不及格。

ToyDingo
Most Americans would fail our citizenship test.

大多数美国人将不能通过我们的公民入籍考试。